jaeheex:
on a relative scale from one to ten on how bad the day is going, jaehee believes it’s someone near two thousand. if he’s underestimating the number, that is. getting third place for a dirt track isn’t even the worst part of the day. here he is, stuck to the scariest person he knew in life (scarier than the chaebols who sponsor him with complimentary threats), being arrested for punching an asshole.
he hasn’t even had a single cup of coffee.
“noona,” he practically whines, his usually composure long forgotten. “you should have arrested the other fucker, not me.”
she narrows her eyes at pushing the cuffs a little tighter. “hey you should be thanking me! you’re lucky i picked up a patrol shift today instead of someone else who wouldn’t be half as nice to you as i’m being right now.” she hits him over the top of the head reproachfully. with little grace she shoves him in the back of the patrol car and slams the door. “it’s not a big deal just come down to the station make a statement and wait a couple hours. a broken nose is hardly grounds for an assault charge. and stop whining”












