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kyla wilson; 27; english or american or canadian or something; museum curator at the royal ontario museum the moral of snow white is never eat apples. apartment 3d

[villicms]

I have that effect on people.

[kywilson]

Are you new?

[rufusmiller]

"Fine."

[kywilson]

"When can I get my car towed to yours?"

[rufusmiller]

"Then leave."

[kywilson]

"It's not your roof, I'm staying."

[rufusmiller]

"The roof is occupied. Unless you brought beer." 

[kywilson]

"--.. I did not."

[cornelliasttreet]

[trine1x1-blog]

Go away, I’m busy… unless you have food, then I might be a little less busy.

[kywilson]

Doughnuts. And me.

[hoecuspocvs]

It would be really great if I could hire someone to make me tea and coffee and bring me snacks and such while I draw this out. That would be the greatest thing ever.

[kywilson]

I volunteer.

--to get paid.

[villicms]

I barely got any sleep last night, I was just awkwardly rolling around — like an emotionally distraught burrito.

[villicms]

[kywilson]

I'm at a loss for words.

[withthetruck]

"First day here and I’ve already lost my keys." 

[kywilson]

"That has to be a new record or something."

[phillipwalsh]

Now that’s an idea I like a lot more.

[kywilson]

Yeah? I hope you don't mind, I forgot my swim wear. So I'll be swimming in my underwear.

[slatergatorcarson]

I want to see his heart break, so I guess I’m siding with you.

[kywilson]

All the wrong reasons, but sure.

[demetrarosalia]

See! Even your staring at me weirdly- ah man I’m never leaving my apartment again. I will just become an hermit and live in my dorms and one day have a billion cats. 

[kywilson]

So.. what were you trying to do, exactly?

[hughes-ryan-blog]

Meet at mine at 9, then. I’m expecting booze, so bring it all.

[kywilson]

"You won't be disappointed."

[slatergatorcarson]

Don’t worry, you’re just breaking this guy’s heart.

[kywilson]

You're siding with him?

[phillipwalsh]

Now that sounds more like a fun idea.

[kywilson]

In you go, I'll strip.

[demetrarosalia]

Really? You see this is why people were staring at me. I swear sometimes for someone with an IQ as high as mine I do some dumb shit. Next time I’m going to keep my hands to myself because that was just embarrassing. 

[kywilson]

Yeah.. yeah, I'd do that.

[hughes-ryan-blog]

Sounds good, wanna’ piss your roommates off or mine?

[kywilson]

Oh definitely yours.