I am nobody's son

Ryan Hughes, Security at Parkside House. Find me in 6A if you want a beer, but I probably won't give you one. Unless you're pretty, then I might make an exception.

[trine1x1-blog]

Go away, I’m busy… unless you have food, then I might be a little less busy.

[hughes-ryan-blog]

I got food.

[edithgardner-deactivated2014082]

Broken floor board, okay. Let’s fix this thing up. Oh — sorry. Didn’t see ya there. What’s up?

[hughes-ryan-blog]

Did you just produce a knife from your chest?

[slatergatorcarson]

"Your life must be pretty shitty if you think my life is pretty shitty" 

[hughes-ryan-blog]

"My life is fucking great — money, excellent abs and beautiful women. What more could a man want?"

[themadsparker]

Are you sure it was from here because I don’t remember calling anyone?

[hughes-ryan-blog]

Is this, or is this not apartment 6D?

[demetrarosalia]

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it is important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: “If you don’t use it, you will lose it” also applies to the brain.Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still a MENSA candidate. OK, relax, clear your mind and … begin. Demetra read as she placed the file down stretching out her arms. ”Now that was such an interesting book- I don’t think I’ve ever come across something like that before” she said with a yawn finishing off the sentence. 

[hughes-ryan-blog]

The night had been pretty boring, as usual, and with nobody engaging in sexual acts around the lobby Ryan had decided to wander about the building. He hadn't made his way up to the seventh floor, and after his thrilling adventure to the top of the building, he arrived back in the lobby. With a sigh, he began going back to his desk as he spotted a young brunette woman reading aloud. Raising an eyebrow, Ryan made his way over to her and leaned on the desk. "It sounded like a load of bullshit, if you ask me."

[martienapier]

"I have a feeling that this conversation has slipped into a subject that doesn’t involve sociopathic murder. You’d be surprised if I wasn’t into the dirty, huh? Is there a hint of kinky in my eye or something?"

[hughes-ryan-blog]

"You have that whole 'I act all cute and innocent' thing going on. But really you're a 50 Shades of Kinky kind of girl underneath, am I wrong?"

[kywilson]

Oh definitely yours.

[hughes-ryan-blog]

Meet at mine at 9, then. I'm expecting booze, so bring it all.

[kywilson]

Right. Well I have booze and a free night, so..

[hughes-ryan-blog]

Sounds good, wanna' piss your roommates off or mine?

[martienapier]

"You’re betting on that, but how could you really know? You’ve been talking to me for barely three seconds. Unless you’re the next Sherlock Holmes, or maybe Will Graham, I doubt you’d know. I could be into something much dirtier than laundry." 

[hughes-ryan-blog]

"I'd be surprised if you weren't into something much, much dirtier than laundry."

[themadsparker]

Did you need something? I was kind of in the middle of working on some stuff.

[hughes-ryan-blog]

Got a call from this apartment, came to check it out. What's wrong?

[slatergatorcarson]

This is probably the best day of my life. 

[slatergatorcarson]

[hughes-ryan-blog]

"Your life is pretty shitty, in that case."

[kywilson]

That was a seriously quick assumption.

[hughes-ryan-blog]

I don't blame you...

[rufusmiller]

Are you always an idiot, or just when I’m around?

[hughes-ryan-blog]

This is all for you, baby. 

[rufusmiller]

Too much information.

[hughes-ryan-blog]

Jealous, caveman?

[rileyxtorres-blog]

Well damn. It would have been fun though to watch. Or  at least post all over the complex for the rest of the world to enjoy.

[hughes-ryan-blog]

Well, if you see a short brunette-haired woman walking around look suspicious — she was definitely there. I was sure I recognised her for a minute, but when they ran off I didn't get a good enough look.

[jfc-lively-deactivated20140816]

Not sure victim is the best word to use but I’m sure you’d enjoy that. That would have been mean, they were just trying to have a good time. 

[hughes-ryan-blog]

They can have a good time here if they want to, but not while there are kids walking about. Not to mention it's an act of public indecency, but mostly it's just entertaining for me.

[kywilson]

What’re you doing tonight?

[hughes-ryan-blog]

You asking me out?