"It’s not your roof, I’m staying."
"Fine."
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@rufusmiller
"It’s not your roof, I’m staying."
"Fine."
"Oh boo-hoo, poor Rufus."
"Listen, you asked. I answered."
"—.. I did not."
"Then leave."
"Hey, I don’t actually care whether or not you smile after or during sex… I’m just curious as to whether your face was genetically formed in a permanent grimace, or if it’s a voluntary option."
"I'm not always miserable. I just don't have much reason to smile."
"The roof is occupied. Unless you brought beer."
I wasn’t expecting you to punch the client in the face.
"Oh."
"I truly hope you get to meet this person again and tell them that because that was glorious."
"I've been working on my temper. I didn't punch him, that's a win."
Yes. Well, I’m sure that has nothing to do with your grumpy vibe thing you got going on.
"Why is everyone so concerned about my moods."
"Hit a nerve, huh?.."
"I just don't really see how it's any of your business."
"No wonder! That game brings out the worst in people, I swear. I believe I ended a friendship over it once. I may relate to the man who yelled at you on a personal level then."
"Pleasure to meet you, Mister Mechanic. I’ve been meanin’ to stop by the shop. Old cars and classic rock give me a distinct impression of home."
"Hah. Well, you're welcome to stop by and visit any time providing you bring me a coffee."
That’s it?
I'm not a particularly violent man.
"Right. Big, strong man over here." She grinned, shrugging. "Suit yourself. What exactly do you do to run into so many dicks?"
"I'm actually retired, yeah. I invented Jenga when I was a kid."
"I'm a mechanic."
This is all for you, baby.
I'm honoured.
"So do most people, Ruffie, myself included. But you’re just an extra-grouchy dude, whose probably not been laid in a while. That’s what you need to do… Get laid, loosen up and smile a little bit."
“Oh my god, do you even smile after you’ve had an orgasm?!”
"Can you not."
"Do you want me to beat him up for you? I can be your personal hitman."
"I can take care of myself, thanks."
"You’re grouchy, you’re boring, you scowl more than a five year old girl not getting her way…"
"I may be grouchy but I'm not boring. I dislike people."