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i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

sagethegremlin

might be my new favorite bit in all of bfdi

batmanisagatewaydrug

I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.

batmanisagatewaydrug

"survey finds that the average person in the UK only wears a piece of clothing 7 times" what are you talking about. what are you fucking talking about. who are these people and in what world are they average.

unofficial-sean

Fuck yeah!!

canibalcaprine

i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

tgirl-subway-the-dark-age

crying at this. the curb is brutalist. the sidewalk is brutalist. house made of concrete bricks is brutalist. lmao??

cue-jayy

girlnumbers

WHO? WHO? WHAT? HOW? WHO?? WHY? WHAT??? WHOM?? YOU?

b0nkcreat

the way people used to use tone tags in 2020 makes me laugh in retrospect because in what world would you need to tag “good morning” as nonsexual. hi friend! /gen /pos /srs /nsx /hello /smiling /happy

b0nkcreat

something sinister is going down in the nearest beautiful mountain stream

archaardvarkarchive

not to be That Person but male-bodied people experience morning wood on the regular so why would this be surprising.

Saying ‘good morning’ to a person is already a bit in the queerplatonic zone (if you said ‘good morning’ to every single person you were ‘merely friends’ with, you’d have like a dozen different threads going on- it denotes a special place in your sphere) and since a lot of people conflate emotional closeness with romance and ergo sex, this makes perfect sense as a clarification

esp if the two people in question were queer, esp bi or pan

b0nkcreat

femmenietzsche

i think my cat just accidentally sent you an anonymous ask, sorry

No, not that I saw.

femmenietzsche

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Right, that’s pretty much what I’ve been saying.

sandmandaddy69

bathroomcube

fool me once? shame on you. fool me twice? shame on you again man thats fucked up. fool me three times and oooo im gettin angry

strayknight

had a dream jerma died

copyofszalamireaktor

dude turn on the tv. any channel

strayknight

HOLY SHIT !!!!!!!!! spongebob is on

the-minecraft-funnies

That’s not even fucking close god damn it

fintan-pyren

Character who's a third wheel, but in the same way that a tricycle has three wheels. You technically might be able to remove him, but it's going to be a lot less stable and a lot more likely to result in someone's death if you do.