this is where i scream into the void

not really worried unless the void screams back. 26, they/them

[noahkahanblog]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[curioscurio]

girl get a girp on yourself there are literally hot chocolate lol

[opendirectories]

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[imactuallyagiraffe]

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[pomrania]

Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

[opendirectories]

[dogpuppy]

[hollowtones]

the 9 O'Clock Cookie Gambit certainly isn’t an essential breakfast maneuver, but it remains a powerful breakfast maneuver all the same

[targetedknowledge]

[fisutiddies]

[thyrell]

im running out of posts to make is it cool with you guys if i just post smooth argonian again

[thyrell]

[thyrell]

yup. took a minute but i think this post finally got where it was supposed to

[xenosagaepisodeone]

the world's first ethical yandere has died of a broken heart

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"

[eebie]

i wanna make you lol

[eebie]

i wanna make you giggle from your gigglehole