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Louise, 24, France, Master's degree in English studies. ENFP. Studyblr and miscellaneous stuff. original stuff under #studylouise

[leontarius]

Eurovision 2021 Sum Up

[zo-mbiegirl]

couple of lil eurovision memes for ur viewing pleasure

[childweanedonpoison]

Italy’s prime minister just got a call from the minister for economy and finances that simply said “we got a fucking problem mario”

[loving-ricciardo]

Can we talk about how the top 3 battle was a battle between the alt gays, the retro gays and hipster lesbians

[pigeocore]

What eurovision jury think Europe Wants: 500 boring ass ballads that sound identical

What Europe REALLY Wants: 2000's rock, bisexuality, EDM Slavic Folk, Whatever Iceland has going on

[childweanedonpoison]

italy’s minister for economy and finances rn

[marinahanna]

Best couple ever.

[meanwhilepoetry]

I hope you look back at past versions of yourself with kindness rather than despair.

[lacetulle]

Georges Hobeika | Spring/Summer 2021 Couture

[saintdollyparton]

I welcome the new twist on an old joke!

[skygemspeaks]

thinking about how fiona's bit in the first shrek movie about how ogres are so ugly and unlovable, which is overheard by shrek, is the perfect example of how self-deprecation can really harm not only the people around you who love and care for you, but also people who share the same characteristics that you are mocking in yourself

[slavery]

How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears

[pkslider]

The other day I was bringing an older gentleman up the hill in a golf cart and we drove past this huge YMCA group of kids like 100 kids and driving past the first chunk like 10 of them yelled out “let me on” in unison and then since I’m driving so slowly to be safe, halfway in some kid leaned up and said “do you play fortnite” and I told him I played a little and he just pointed and shouted “THIS GUY PLAYS FORTNITE” and then like 20 kids started talking to me all at once about fortnite

[low-budget-mulan]

A kid asked me if I lived in the ambulance. I said yes.

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

The hero we deserve

[treerot]

When I was on register at Kohl’s a little girl came through with her grandma and she was so very excited to tell me the meaning of her name (I think it was like warrior of god) and she begged her grandma for her phone so she could google to find out what my name means too

[newterjuice]

i wear two spinner rings on one finger and one time at my last job a young girl (probably 6-8) said “your ring is very pretty” and when i showed her it was two rings she GASPED and said “does that mean you’re marrying two people?!”

[siren-singing]

I have this necklace with a mermaid on it that I wear to work a lot and I got asked by a kid if it gave me magic powers. I leaned in real close and told her in a low voice it gave me magical girl powers but it was a secret. She got this real serious look on her face and said to her mom “that lady has superpowers, don’t tell anyone or the government will take her away”.

[business-pug]

The other day i had to give a speech at my school despite my horrific fear of public speaking and afterwards i had kid come up to me and say well done to me. It was so cute.

[mcr-minivan-deactivated20200108]

god I love tiny kids

[uberfluss]

there was a kid in one of our science camps and he spent the whole week in a lab coat and goggles screaming “CHEMICALS” at the top of his lungs. he wouldn’t even tell us his name for the first two days just screamed CHEMICALS instead.

[moth-doe]

I was watching these kids at church today and one of them screamed and threw a toy car into the wall and it broke and the other one looked over calmly and said “does your insurance cover that?”

[armandyke]

I was taking the drink order for a family at work and I asked their kid what he wanted to drink and he just looked at me with a completely deadpan expression and said “vodka” and me and the parents just fucking lost it

[bemusedlybespectacled]

kid I used to babysit asked why my lips were different (she was two), and when I told her that it was because I was wearing lipstick, she yelled, “MAYA, I WANT LIPITZ.”

[itsmydrink]

I work in a school and every time I draw anything on the board (I am a terrible artist and usually resort to stick men), the kids will all go ‘I love your picture, that’s a great drawing Miss’. So blindly supportive.

[the-stray-liger]

One time my younger brother ordered a “non-alcoholic fanta” at a hotel bar and the bartender lost his shit and I was never the same man

[swankivy]

When I was student teaching, I was taking my fourth graders back from lunch and noticed one little girl looking longingly at the playground, where the younger kids were having recess. She heaved a big sigh and said, “I used to be that free.”

[abigfantasygeek-deactivated2023]

My little sister at the time of this story was 6. We were just watching tv and out of the blue she said, “When babies are born, they don’t even know what dogs are.”

[jenthebug]

My son asked how babies were made when he was about three. I told him that when teenagers or adults have sex, a sperm can meet up with an egg, which develops into a baby. I asked if he had any questions.

“Yeah. How come none of them forget to get their hair or their eyebrows?”

[lacetulle]

Georges Hobeika | Spring/Summer 2021 Couture

[taylorswift]

Me in 2020: life is chill, writing songs based in fiction to avoid drama, feeling pretty grown up

My 2008 music from the vault, in a goblin voice: “REELEEEEEEASE MR PERFECTLY FIIIIIIINE”

Taylor Swift - Mr. Perfectly Fine (From The Vault)

Listen to "Mr Perfectly Fine" (From The Vault) by Taylor Swift

[tikkety-tok]

This is so important. From Daniel Sloss HBO standup special 'X'.

[elfwreck]

“If you think this does not affect the women in your life, it’s not because it’s not happening to them. It’s because they don’t trust you enough to talk to you about it.”

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I remember a guy in my team at work saying "I don't know anyone who..." and I was like, "nah mate, no one trusts you enough to tell you that, cos we know the same people"

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lanturn-left-this-blog-deactiva]

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