Chaos? She's my neighboor

⁠✷ I'm queer, I got trauma and I love bad jokes ✷

[valiantstarlights]

[tunyets]

i cast evil scary blue

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[gaygoatshane]

ilya promising children cash if they win knowing he's gonna let them win and then asking shane for money because he doesn't have his wallet. he wasn't even an annoying husband yet but he was letting shane know his potential

[big--naturals]

pinterest no. i misspelled big fish. pinterest this cant be my legacy.

[carabinerbracelets]

I feel like I relate to the song 30/90 too much for someone who isn't turning 30 in the 90s and struggling to find their footing in their desired career

[kokica1]

We always talk about how Stratt is haunted by Grace's screams and cries at night, but what about Carl?

Carl, the guy Grace built an entire hypothesis around.

Carl, the guy that learned to have fun with Grace while doing science.

Carl, the guy that fueled Grace's addiction to Skittles and Twizzlers.

Carl, the guy that was there every step of the way until the end. And then he was forced to stand by and watch as Grace was pinned to the ground, pleading for help, calling for him of all people.

I'm willing to bet Carl is kept awake just as much as Stratt was if not more so, utterly tortured by what he'd done to Grace.

[17lemonsunderthesea]

Jekyll and Hyde but drinking the potion is like a magical girl transformation and there’s just screams muffled behind sparkly music, the rest is the same.

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[fa3ryb0t]

goodbye straight people

[emobricosss]

Happy pride month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[bymossypine]

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈✨

[rahafwabas]

commission for @kariokiipeaches

[bloggingboutburgers]

We're getting there little by little, sure. But it's a road.

Anyway happy international asexuality day back to work I go

[thedustyleaves]

Can I offer you a Hijack X-Men AU…

Jack can conjure ice, frost, snow etc (of course), but he can’t fly. Hiccup can shapeshift into a dragon, partially or completely.

Most of the time, Hiccup does what he can to look human, withdrawing all of his dragon traits and only bringing them out when they’re training or on a mission (though his scales react emotionally and tend to appear whenever Jack catches him off guard, whoops). He can’t fly (yet) while mostly human, so he rarely brings out his wings unless he’s fully shapeshifted. Besides the shapeshifting, Hiccup is also able to shoot fire from his mouth and has an eternal fire within him that keeps him nice and toasty.

They’re stark opposites with their powers and quickly discover that they are the only other mutants able to handle the temperatures the other can rise or fall to. There will be times when either of them loses control, and they’re the only ones who can get close enough to calm the other down without getting killed. They can still get hurt, though.

@beccabloo had the perfect idea of the academy making watches for them that alert the other if their temperature has risen or dropped to a dangerous level. And if the watch goes offline, it means it couldn’t handle the temperature, and they have to get to them ASAP.

[soapywankenopy]

commissioned one of my favorite artists for this beautiful drawing of lester!!

i am in love with it!

im pretty sure they don't have a tumblr but their handle on instagram is @ alohamisery please go support their work!!

i've commissioned them a couple times now and they do such genuinely beautiful work.

thank you hailey if you see this <3