Ollie!!!

CDID system | he/it/xenos | 19 y/o

[l0v3-struck-sys]

Hey guys!! Suppose it's time we do a bit of a intro here soo,,

Hello! My name is Ollie, and we are a CDID system! (if you're unsure what that is, please do your research!!!)

We are bodily 18 years old, and live in a mitten (Michigan)

We switch between we/I a lot when speaking as a collective and are AUDHD

Some collective info about us

Name : Ollie

Prns : he/it/ask (xenos <3)

Birthday : February 3rd, 2007

Gender identity : Transmasc

Sexuality : Omniromantic aceflux ambiam

Interests : MCYT (hermitcraft, life series, empires, ect.), TADC, Warrior cats, Poetry, Creating things, Minecraft, Roblox, Ponytown, Witchcraft, character/world building ++ more!!!

PLEASE for the love of all divinity read our dni on our rentry which will be linked below.

☄️ ⸝⸝ Love-struck !! . ☆ ˚.

◟︵˖˚˳⊹ ₊˚ ✶ ╭ he / xenos ★ 17 y/o CDID⋆ < 02.27.24 3 ⠀ 🪐 ◜｡˚ ⋆ ♡ i. ii. iii. ꜝꜝ Click the blue moon <3

Alter blogs

@heartsandadoration (Cupid/Simpbur, Burhouse intrj)

@orcafins23 (Wilbur, multisourced)

@peskybirdfictive (Grian, life series + hermit craft + evoSMP intrj, HOST!)

@l0v3-struck-feelings (collective account for stuff like poetry and art that we create to vent out emotions!)

@the-emerald-eyed-dragon (Oak, Dream fictive from a mythical creatures/fantasy AU)

[foxett]

What's his problem dude

[praudzivi]

another banger from twt

not the proudest but the greatest

[cyaluo]

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.

“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”

“What happens if you add 6+1?”

“SEVEN”

“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>

“IT’S THE SAME!!”

“OK, what’s 7-4?”

“Three?”

“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>

“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

how many sharks does a tornado need to be considered a sharknado

1

2

3-5

10 ????

more ??????

other ????????????

Voting ended onMar 27

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

this is the level of analysis we’re looking for here people

[boxofoxberry]

rawr 🐉

[ceratedfish24]

I don’t know why this was my first thought. I’m sorry.

[sonnelooniewowie]

HAPPY SPAWNDAY TO MYBELOVED BOOMBOX 🫶🫶

[plutotoya]

boombox phighting

FIRST POST YO

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

[clickbeetle]

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

[clickbeetle]

[speedlimit15]

[buttastic]

feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancée about wedding planning

[lakevida]

i went to navy pier as a child and clowns took my father away and built a table out of him with three other dads and i always thought this was some unpleasant and vivid dream and i mentioned it to my mom one day a couple years ago and she was like Yaa when we went to chicago they made him do chair tricks with other men

they did this to him

[uhhhhmanda]

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.