Lauren.

[entierradefrikis]

[fuzzynecromancer]

There is no unskilled labor, only undervalued skills.

[whatjanesaw]

Vladamir Kush - sunrise by the ocean

[desperatehousecat]

me on death row

officer: you have one last meal, what do you want

me: hmm idk what are you in the mood for

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[an-experienced-gentleman]

Hands pinned high above your head.

Six Sexy Words (via an-experienced-gentleman)

Please. Every time. All the time.

(via beautyfullsurrender)

[hungwy]

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

[tamamita]

socks

[hungwy]

make your own post

[hungwy]

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

[tamamita]

socks

[hungwy]

make your own post

[thebestoftumbling]

[kittykhole-deactivated20140917]

fat cat running

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

look at him… look at how deliberate each step and movement is. look at how mathematically perfect that 90 degree corner turn was… this cat is on another level far beyond us all

[mjalti]

my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.

i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,

[eclipticzero]

Is there any version of this plan where I don’t have to jog

[mjalti]

u only have to jog past the ladies which is like 46 seconds. suck it up for the fraud of it all

[twitterlols]

[wnq-anonymous]

You could put all the hearts together in the world and that still wouldn’t describe how much I love you.

Anonymous (via wnq-anonymous)

[mae0x]

me: i’m a very private person

someone: hi

me: so i’ll start by describing some of my lighter traumas before i get into the real bad stuff

[pr1nceshawn]

[geauxfvck]

[hashtagparksandrec]

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out