Lieutenant Arkham, reporting for duty.

Yes I know I'm badly written.

[l1eutenant-arkham]

I am here until I die in this dam show. Which hopefully will be soon.

I do NOT wanna be here no more please.

My unfortunate coworker (and forced love interest): @devilmaysundue

My father (WHOS GETTING OUT EARLY, LUCKY PIECE OF SHI): @jester-not-arkham

The blue balding weirdo: //mod hadn't found a nVergil blog yet//

TRISH MY HERO: @devil-hunter-trish

As for my other accounts:

@wh3r3-ar3-my-k1ds

@cassie-isnt-online

@local-redgrave-citizen

———

Please someone get me out of here, I can't take this netflix shit no longer.

[vickieondaphone]

@jester-not-arkham happy gay month cuz you gay and stuff 🤪

[jester-not-arkham]

I married a woman…

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Yeah and you also hooked up with that archivist Tim so he could give you extra access to all the magic bulshit he kept safe

That's also the reason you and mom got divorced, dad

[jester-not-arkham]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Don't 'haha' me, you did that 3 DAYS BEFORE YOUR ANNIVERSARY

[jester-not-arkham]

I don’t care!

Anyway, I got what I wanted.

And that’s all that matters!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

How that guy even LET you near his belt buckle is surprising.

YOU DONT EVEN HAVE ANYTHING WORTH LIKE THAT.

[vickieondaphone]

pretty sure jester is like Demi….

[l1eutenant-arkham]

He's in everyone's demi pants that's for sure

[vickieondaphone]

@jester-not-arkham happy gay month cuz you gay and stuff 🤪

[jester-not-arkham]

I married a woman…

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Yeah and you also hooked up with that archivist Tim so he could give you extra access to all the magic bulshit he kept safe

That's also the reason you and mom got divorced, dad

[jester-not-arkham]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Don't 'haha' me, you did that 3 DAYS BEFORE YOUR ANNIVERSARY

[jester-not-arkham]

I don’t care!

Anyway, I got what I wanted.

And that’s all that matters!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

How that guy even LET you near his belt buckle is surprising.

YOU DONT EVEN HAVE ANYTHING WORTH LIKE THAT.

[vickieondaphone]

@jester-not-arkham happy gay month cuz you gay and stuff 🤪

[jester-not-arkham]

I married a woman…

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Yeah and you also hooked up with that archivist Tim so he could give you extra access to all the magic bulshit he kept safe

That's also the reason you and mom got divorced, dad

[jester-not-arkham]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Don't 'haha' me, you did that 3 DAYS BEFORE YOUR ANNIVERSARY

[vickieondaphone]

@jester-not-arkham happy gay month cuz you gay and stuff 🤪

[jester-not-arkham]

I married a woman…

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Yeah and you also hooked up with that archivist Tim so he could give you extra access to all the magic bulshit he kept safe

That's also the reason you and mom got divorced, dad

[arkham-the-jester]

I wonder what kind of tomfoolery my counterpart is doing.

Is he after the Sparda bloodline?

Is he power seeking of some kind?

What’s he doing and why is he here!?

I hate his existence! He’s nothing like me!

He’s even more uglier.

[l1eutenant-arkham]

I can't BELIVE myself that I'm going to ask this.

But can you PLEASE beat the fuck out of my dad or your mirror self whatever the fuck with a metal pipe?

I will pay you something, anything. Because I've got no idea what you want.

I have...

<rummages through pocket>

Five bucks, a dented paperclip, a weirdly fancy button, a single ibuprofen, and a spare to Dante's home.

[arkham-the-jester]

LADY, LADY, I WILL DO IT FOR FREE!

No need to pay me!

Magically summons a metal pipe on top of his counterpart’s head

That should knock him out!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING DO NOT LET HIM GET UP. BEAT HIM LIKE A DEAD HORSE.

I WILL BE IN YOUR DEBT FOREVER

THANK YOU COOL DAD

[arkham-the-jester]

I wonder what kind of tomfoolery my counterpart is doing.

Is he after the Sparda bloodline?

Is he power seeking of some kind?

What’s he doing and why is he here!?

I hate his existence! He’s nothing like me!

He’s even more uglier.

[l1eutenant-arkham]

I can't BELIVE myself that I'm going to ask this.

But can you PLEASE beat the fuck out of my dad or your mirror self whatever the fuck with a metal pipe?

I will pay you something, anything. Because I've got no idea what you want.

I have...

<rummages through pocket>

Five bucks, a dented paperclip, a weirdly fancy button, a single ibuprofen, and a spare to Dante's home.

[jester-not-arkham]

About:

I haven’t watched Devil May Cry season 2 yet. So he’ll be out of character.

This rp blog is for @devilmaysundue and @l1eutenant-arkham

RULES:

Questions are subject to the discretion of the mod meaning, I'm selective with the questions I answer.

Spam is allowed!

Weird questions and other things are fine! Again, I’ll just delete what I feel like deleting.

Don't tell me how to rp or run my rp blog. Let me do what I want in my own creative way.

If you don't like how I interact with you, then don't interact with me any further.

Please don't vent to me. I don't have the mental strength to deal with anything depressing or suicidal. I will reach out to you on my own.

Don't treat him like a doormat or just for someone to use! He's not an object and I'm not either.

Do not associate me with the dmc rp community!I want no part of it.

Will add more if I have to!

More Information:

Fandom: Netflix Devil May Cry

Mod: @vyzoi

Jester talks like this

Actions look like this

// OOC looks like this //

Anons:

This blog contains dark themes!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Dad how the fuck did you get here so quick

[jester-not-arkham]

I knew you were here, so I followed you!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

I thought you were dead already??

[jester-not-arkham]

I escaped the house fire! Sure, I got burnt and all, but I’m here!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

I should have tied myself to you and attached us to a pole, so we could die in that dam fire.

Cause it sure as hell sounds more appealing than being here.

[jester-not-arkham]

I agree!

Netflix is a pain in the ass!

I was fine with not existing in this forsaken universe.

[l1eutenant-arkham]

How the fuck do you think I feel!? I have to swear all the time, my game counterpart has an actual likable personality, I'm only made for straight people propaganda, and the person who was supposed self insert as me is fucking VIVZIEPOP.

I think you should be glad you only got side character treatment. It is rough out here

[jester-not-arkham]

I’m going to be the main villain for season three. It’s been officially confirmed! I’m not ready for this at all! Double it and give it to my game counterpart.

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Atleast by the end of the season you'll be free, I'm pretty sure they're gonna kill you off. So you got freedom

IM GONNA BE STUCK HERE TILL THIS SHIT ENDS

[jester-not-arkham]

HAHA

I’M BEING LET OUT EARLY!

Sucks to be you, Mary. They don’t even call you Lady!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Dad I hope mom finds you in the afterlife and beats you with a pipe.

[jester-not-arkham]

That’s rude! She deserved to be a sacrifice!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

In gonna put a wig on you and sacrifice you to netflix, cause my situation is not funny

You go kiss Dante, atleast your bigass nose will resist his horrid breath with how clogged your nostrils are

[jester-not-arkham]

YOU HAD TO KISS HIM!? GROSS!

I… think I’ll shut up now.

[jester-not-arkham]

About:

I haven’t watched Devil May Cry season 2 yet. So he’ll be out of character.

This rp blog is for @devilmaysundue and @l1eutenant-arkham

RULES:

Questions are subject to the discretion of the mod meaning, I'm selective with the questions I answer.

Spam is allowed!

Weird questions and other things are fine! Again, I’ll just delete what I feel like deleting.

Don't tell me how to rp or run my rp blog. Let me do what I want in my own creative way.

If you don't like how I interact with you, then don't interact with me any further.

Please don't vent to me. I don't have the mental strength to deal with anything depressing or suicidal. I will reach out to you on my own.

Don't treat him like a doormat or just for someone to use! He's not an object and I'm not either.

Do not associate me with the dmc rp community!I want no part of it.

Will add more if I have to!

More Information:

Fandom: Netflix Devil May Cry

Mod: @vyzoi

Jester talks like this

Actions look like this

// OOC looks like this //

Anons:

This blog contains dark themes!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Dad how the fuck did you get here so quick

[jester-not-arkham]

I knew you were here, so I followed you!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

I thought you were dead already??

[jester-not-arkham]

I escaped the house fire! Sure, I got burnt and all, but I’m here!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

I should have tied myself to you and attached us to a pole, so we could die in that dam fire.

Cause it sure as hell sounds more appealing than being here.

[jester-not-arkham]

I agree!

Netflix is a pain in the ass!

I was fine with not existing in this forsaken universe.

[l1eutenant-arkham]

How the fuck do you think I feel!? I have to swear all the time, my game counterpart has an actual likable personality, I'm only made for straight people propaganda, and the person who was supposed self insert as me is fucking VIVZIEPOP.

I think you should be glad you only got side character treatment. It is rough out here

[jester-not-arkham]

I’m going to be the main villain for season three. It’s been officially confirmed! I’m not ready for this at all! Double it and give it to my game counterpart.

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Atleast by the end of the season you'll be free, I'm pretty sure they're gonna kill you off. So you got freedom

IM GONNA BE STUCK HERE TILL THIS SHIT ENDS

[jester-not-arkham]

HAHA

I’M BEING LET OUT EARLY!

Sucks to be you, Mary. They don’t even call you Lady!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Dad I hope mom finds you in the afterlife and beats you with a pipe.

[jester-not-arkham]

That’s rude! She deserved to be a sacrifice!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

In gonna put a wig on you and sacrifice you to netflix, cause my situation is not funny

You go kiss Dante, atleast your bigass nose will resist his horrid breath with how clogged your nostrils are

[jester-not-arkham]

About:

I haven’t watched Devil May Cry season 2 yet. So he’ll be out of character.

This rp blog is for @devilmaysundue and @l1eutenant-arkham

RULES:

Questions are subject to the discretion of the mod meaning, I'm selective with the questions I answer.

Spam is allowed!

Weird questions and other things are fine! Again, I’ll just delete what I feel like deleting.

Don't tell me how to rp or run my rp blog. Let me do what I want in my own creative way.

If you don't like how I interact with you, then don't interact with me any further.

Please don't vent to me. I don't have the mental strength to deal with anything depressing or suicidal. I will reach out to you on my own.

Don't treat him like a doormat or just for someone to use! He's not an object and I'm not either.

Do not associate me with the dmc rp community!I want no part of it.

Will add more if I have to!

More Information:

Fandom: Netflix Devil May Cry

Mod: @vyzoi

Jester talks like this

Actions look like this

// OOC looks like this //

Anons:

This blog contains dark themes!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Dad how the fuck did you get here so quick

[jester-not-arkham]

I knew you were here, so I followed you!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

I thought you were dead already??

[jester-not-arkham]

I escaped the house fire! Sure, I got burnt and all, but I’m here!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

I should have tied myself to you and attached us to a pole, so we could die in that dam fire.

Cause it sure as hell sounds more appealing than being here.

[jester-not-arkham]

I agree!

Netflix is a pain in the ass!

I was fine with not existing in this forsaken universe.

[l1eutenant-arkham]

How the fuck do you think I feel!? I have to swear all the time, my game counterpart has an actual likable personality, I'm only made for straight people propaganda, and the person who was supposed self insert as me is fucking VIVZIEPOP.

I think you should be glad you only got side character treatment. It is rough out here

[jester-not-arkham]

I’m going to be the main villain for season three. It’s been officially confirmed! I’m not ready for this at all! Double it and give it to my game counterpart.

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Atleast by the end of the season you'll be free, I'm pretty sure they're gonna kill you off. So you got freedom

IM GONNA BE STUCK HERE TILL THIS SHIT ENDS

[jester-not-arkham]

HAHA

I’M BEING LET OUT EARLY!

Sucks to be you, Mary. They don’t even call you Lady!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Dad I hope mom finds you in the afterlife and beats you with a pipe.

[jester-not-arkham]

About:

I haven’t watched Devil May Cry season 2 yet. So he’ll be out of character.

This rp blog is for @devilmaysundue and @l1eutenant-arkham

RULES:

Questions are subject to the discretion of the mod meaning, I'm selective with the questions I answer.

Spam is allowed!

Weird questions and other things are fine! Again, I’ll just delete what I feel like deleting.

Don't tell me how to rp or run my rp blog. Let me do what I want in my own creative way.

If you don't like how I interact with you, then don't interact with me any further.

Please don't vent to me. I don't have the mental strength to deal with anything depressing or suicidal. I will reach out to you on my own.

Don't treat him like a doormat or just for someone to use! He's not an object and I'm not either.

Do not associate me with the dmc rp community!I want no part of it.

Will add more if I have to!

More Information:

Fandom: Netflix Devil May Cry

Mod: @vyzoi

Jester talks like this

Actions look like this

// OOC looks like this //

Anons:

This blog contains dark themes!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Dad how the fuck did you get here so quick

[jester-not-arkham]

I knew you were here, so I followed you!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

I thought you were dead already??

[jester-not-arkham]

I escaped the house fire! Sure, I got burnt and all, but I’m here!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

I should have tied myself to you and attached us to a pole, so we could die in that dam fire.

Cause it sure as hell sounds more appealing than being here.

[jester-not-arkham]

I agree!

Netflix is a pain in the ass!

I was fine with not existing in this forsaken universe.

[l1eutenant-arkham]

How the fuck do you think I feel!? I have to swear all the time, my game counterpart has an actual likable personality, I'm only made for straight people propaganda, and the person who was supposed self insert as me is fucking VIVZIEPOP.

I think you should be glad you only got side character treatment. It is rough out here

[jester-not-arkham]

I’m going to be the main villain for season three. It’s been officially confirmed! I’m not ready for this at all! Double it and give it to my game counterpart.

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Atleast by the end of the season you'll be free, I'm pretty sure they're gonna kill you off. So you got freedom

IM GONNA BE STUCK HERE TILL THIS SHIT ENDS

[jester-not-arkham]

About:

I haven’t watched Devil May Cry season 2 yet. So he’ll be out of character.

This rp blog is for @devilmaysundue and @l1eutenant-arkham

RULES:

Questions are subject to the discretion of the mod meaning, I'm selective with the questions I answer.

Spam is allowed!

Weird questions and other things are fine! Again, I’ll just delete what I feel like deleting.

Don't tell me how to rp or run my rp blog. Let me do what I want in my own creative way.

If you don't like how I interact with you, then don't interact with me any further.

Please don't vent to me. I don't have the mental strength to deal with anything depressing or suicidal. I will reach out to you on my own.

Don't treat him like a doormat or just for someone to use! He's not an object and I'm not either.

Do not associate me with the dmc rp community!I want no part of it.

Will add more if I have to!

More Information:

Fandom: Netflix Devil May Cry

Mod: @vyzoi

Jester talks like this

Actions look like this

// OOC looks like this //

Anons:

This blog contains dark themes!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Dad how the fuck did you get here so quick

[jester-not-arkham]

I knew you were here, so I followed you!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

I thought you were dead already??

[jester-not-arkham]

I escaped the house fire! Sure, I got burnt and all, but I’m here!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

I should have tied myself to you and attached us to a pole, so we could die in that dam fire.

Cause it sure as hell sounds more appealing than being here.

[jester-not-arkham]

I agree!

Netflix is a pain in the ass!

I was fine with not existing in this forsaken universe.

[l1eutenant-arkham]

How the fuck do you think I feel!? I have to swear all the time, my game counterpart has an actual likable personality, I'm only made for straight people propaganda, and the person who was supposed self insert as me is fucking VIVZIEPOP.

I think you should be glad you only got side character treatment. It is rough out here

[jester-not-arkham]

About:

I haven’t watched Devil May Cry season 2 yet. So he’ll be out of character.

This rp blog is for @devilmaysundue and @l1eutenant-arkham

RULES:

Questions are subject to the discretion of the mod meaning, I'm selective with the questions I answer.

Spam is allowed!

Weird questions and other things are fine! Again, I’ll just delete what I feel like deleting.

Don't tell me how to rp or run my rp blog. Let me do what I want in my own creative way.

If you don't like how I interact with you, then don't interact with me any further.

Please don't vent to me. I don't have the mental strength to deal with anything depressing or suicidal. I will reach out to you on my own.

Don't treat him like a doormat or just for someone to use! He's not an object and I'm not either.

Do not associate me with the dmc rp community!I want no part of it.

Will add more if I have to!

More Information:

Fandom: Netflix Devil May Cry

Mod: @vyzoi

Jester talks like this

Actions look like this

// OOC looks like this //

Anons:

This blog contains dark themes!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Dad how the fuck did you get here so quick

[jester-not-arkham]

I knew you were here, so I followed you!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

I thought you were dead already??

[jester-not-arkham]

I escaped the house fire! Sure, I got burnt and all, but I’m here!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

I should have tied myself to you and attached us to a pole, so we could die in that dam fire.

Cause it sure as hell sounds more appealing than being here.

[jester-not-arkham]

About:

I haven’t watched Devil May Cry season 2 yet. So he’ll be out of character.

This rp blog is for @devilmaysundue and @l1eutenant-arkham

RULES:

Questions are subject to the discretion of the mod meaning, I'm selective with the questions I answer.

Spam is allowed!

Weird questions and other things are fine! Again, I’ll just delete what I feel like deleting.

Don't tell me how to rp or run my rp blog. Let me do what I want in my own creative way.

If you don't like how I interact with you, then don't interact with me any further.

Please don't vent to me. I don't have the mental strength to deal with anything depressing or suicidal. I will reach out to you on my own.

Don't treat him like a doormat or just for someone to use! He's not an object and I'm not either.

Do not associate me with the dmc rp community!I want no part of it.

Will add more if I have to!

More Information:

Fandom: Netflix Devil May Cry

Mod: @vyzoi

Jester talks like this

Actions look like this

// OOC looks like this //

Anons:

This blog contains dark themes!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Dad how the fuck did you get here so quick

[jester-not-arkham]

I knew you were here, so I followed you!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

I thought you were dead already??

[jester-not-arkham]

About:

I haven’t watched Devil May Cry season 2 yet. So he’ll be out of character.

This rp blog is for @devilmaysundue and @l1eutenant-arkham

RULES:

Questions are subject to the discretion of the mod meaning, I'm selective with the questions I answer.

Spam is allowed!

Weird questions and other things are fine! Again, I’ll just delete what I feel like deleting.

Don't tell me how to rp or run my rp blog. Let me do what I want in my own creative way.

If you don't like how I interact with you, then don't interact with me any further.

Please don't vent to me. I don't have the mental strength to deal with anything depressing or suicidal. I will reach out to you on my own.

Don't treat him like a doormat or just for someone to use! He's not an object and I'm not either.

Do not associate me with the dmc rp community!I want no part of it.

Will add more if I have to!

More Information:

Fandom: Netflix Devil May Cry

Mod: @vyzoi

Jester talks like this

Actions look like this

// OOC looks like this //

Anons:

This blog contains dark themes!

[l1eutenant-arkham]

Dad how the fuck did you get here so quick

[arkham-the-jester]

What the hell did they do to my counterpart!?

I do NOT deserve this! I don’t!

[devilmaysundue]

girl you’re SO ass

[l1eutenant-arkham]

It's bad... can't belive that's my dad....

[jester-not-arkham]

Damn…

[l1eutenant-arkham]

I should have pulled a dam kirk long ago this is so ass....

[arkham-the-jester]

What the hell did they do to my counterpart!?

I do NOT deserve this! I don’t!

[devilmaysundue]

girl you’re SO ass

[l1eutenant-arkham]

It's bad... can't belive that's my dad....