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pfp: @themaarika | 18 and i post like it

[anchovy]

This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like

[chaifootsteps]

[twostepsfromtemerant]

when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?

[glowstickhaloboy]

GOD the ending of the martian (the movie) makes me so fucking mad compared to the ending of the martian (the book)

the martian the movie: i am the professor of badassery. you yourself can be badass too if only you learn to be completely self-reliant and say fuck you to everything

the martian the book: i am on a ship home. i am on a ship home because the entire world cared about me when by all rights i should have been a lost cause. long-standing borders were ERASED so teams of people who had never met could do EVERYTHING possible to save one solitary member of their species instead of leaving me to die where i should have been unreachable. it wasnt even anybody’s fault that i got stuck. they had every excuse to abandon me. instead, BECAUSE WE ARE A COMMUNITY…. maybe we do really deserve to be here among the stars

[uss-edsall]

I have been going to the national archives about once or twice a season for the last two years, and there’s never once been a chair near this sign

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[moon-of-curses]

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[kyoukorpse]

hello and good morning to lesbians and bi women 💚💚💚

[razzafrazzle]

thank you mr. fox for ten glorious years of being attracted to butchy fish women. here's to another ten

[image description: a drawing of undyne from undertale smiling and giving a thumbs up. she is depicted as being quite muscular and having large, flowing hair. text around her says "i watched someone play undertale a decade ago at age 10 and all i got was a profound respect and love for video games as an artistic medium and lesbianism". the piece is done in a retro halftone style. end id]

[jamiedoodlesss]

an interaction between me and my sister but with kris and susie

[blueskittlesart]

obsessed with the idea of deltarune asriel meeting the undertale kids at college. i hope he comes home with his phone absolutely full of shitty house party pictures like this

[pomb-o]

Is it obvious that Kris is my favorite character?

+ waterfall fanart because it's my favorite area

[squidsmeister]

comic I posted in 2021 that has only become more relevant since chapter 4

[pokeblader3]

I'm serious when I say we gotta give Temmie Chang half the credit for Making Undertale (and Deltarune)

She's got an animation degree, I know the art in Undertale gets underappreciated sometimes because it's trying to evoke an older simpler style, but the art in Undertale is legit amazing and without Temmie, none of Toby's ideas would have been able to be realized (without finding some other artist and animator)

She deserves more flowers for being the one who made the vast majority of the art assets for an entire game that is one of the most commonly cited games as an influence on others (her style is so beloved and recognizeable, there's a fully complete Undertale fangame emulating it)

[funtergeist]

Man im just doing bullshit

[redlobter]

The Holy Trinity

[bgm05]

casual pokemon player meme: I would like to have sex with this animal

competitive pokemon player meme: Bro thought he could switch his 252 Spe Borgulon into 252 SpAtk Choice Codpiece 2x Funny Dance STAB Mega Booboobus Peerless Tsunami 💀

[motherfucker-unlimited]