[noahkahanblog]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[probuccalfat]

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

[rnismatch]

(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

[callizinc]

When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

[petulantpony]

i’ve said it before but i wish vaginas didn’t cost money

[petulantpony]

you literally can not have a vagina without paying for it. vaginoplasty for some, period products for others, if you want to stop buying period products that’s gonna be expensive medicine or an expensive procedure, recovery from surgery requires time off work and vaginoplasty specifically requires money spent on dilators. our bodies shouldnt cost us this much on baseline. having a vagina shouldnt have such a hefty tax on it. it makes me feel like i’m in a fictional dystopia written for middle school classrooms when i think about it.

[shegs]

I FOUMDH IT

[princess-anri]

Regular Couple

[pawhold-deactivated20180415]

this ended homophobia

[nikoni]

happy pride month

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

[hood-ex]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[fairycosmos]

honestly it's ok for me to flop and live the way i do. i dont have kids and i dont hurt anyone #mytruth

[ryebreadgf]

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[brockdavis]

peanut butter Mona Lisa 🥜🎨 Illustrated using a butter knife, chopstick, skewer, toothpick via my instagram

[angelicdewdrop]

[angelicdewdrop]

[arielluva]

"OR WOMEN IN GENERAL"???? HELLO

[sailatina3]

Reblog to bully people who don't like female characters or women in general off the internet.