Whazz up My dudes!

25yrs old, You can call me Jay! Welcome!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I make art and reblog funny stuff! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Please don't repost my art w/out asking, don’t worry I’m chill

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[clubtie]

I was on a bus once when this guy tapped my knee and pointed out that we were the only two people not looking at their phones and then asked what I was thinking about. 

sometimes when I’m having a bad day I relive the moment I saw the his manic pixi dream girl hopes draining from his eyes and fill up with confusion and boredom as I explained to him I was thinking about which Rupaul’s Drag Race challenges Frank n Furter would preform best in and locked him into the conversation until it was my stop

[theoppositeofadults]

[bogleech]

I didn’t think it was a real medical condition but I never heard the full story behind it’s origin and it’s wild how many “tropes” both in media and in real life seem to have been born that day. It’s also infuriating they flat out told her that her life was worth gambling so they could look good.

[taijuey]

pilot and engineer

[sangefiruze]

"we were born alone & we die alone" you delivered yourself during birth? built all the roofs that have ever given you shelter? sown the wheat in your bread?? weaved the clothes on your back??? wrote all the books youve ever read and the music youve ever listened to????? who made the literal bed youre going to die in - you, all alone?

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[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I don't think helping blind people is what prevents the dismantling of nuclear weapons

[tchaikovskaya]

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Polly Pocket Animal Crossing Posters made by LilliAnimation

[bebx]

Ao3 writers are the strongest Avengers

[ryebreadgf]

[wytchcore]

Transcript:

I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6’1 and if he’s 6’2, he’ll say he’s 6’3.

Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5’9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5’3.

What I do is not a crime, but it should be.

[tiktokmuseum]

fake horse adventures

[the-real-skeletor]

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its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Smelling type of beast

[nemonito]

[amazoogle]

new advanced pegrancy test that can tell whether you're pregnort, pregananant or even gregnant

[scottycomics]

A quick doodle from a secret project I've been working on~

[xuune]

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speedpaint video

[guerrillatech]