SQUID THE KID

if you know me I'm sorry if you dont run now

[mcafan12345-deactivated20250317]

[the-professional-despiser]

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[hunysckle]

[beniial]

[werechicken-deactivated20241121]

The first three are literal genetically enhanced space warriors and the last one is just some twitchy nerd who got lucky

Besides Samus would cream them all

[purplepokili]

your mind

[tlgtw]

Isaac's First Good Day

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[lamignonette]

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

…and the vet was like, “You know the thing with geriatric cats is—” and I was like, “What do you mean, geriatric?! It’s a little baby, look at her!" Kumail Nanjiani: Night Thoughts (2025)

[paxamericana]

[loverifle]

Better luck next time, Six

[tank4tank]

i love when a bunny looks like this

[taffywabbit]

some faves from my collection that fit this sorta genre. i also think they are kind of awesome

[agender-ryland-grace]

rocky may be the size of an earth dog but he is 168 kilos and strong as hell whereas grace is a wet paper bag. one of these two is being carried by the other and it is not the one you think

[agender-ryland-grace]

grace go far.

[agender-ryland-grace]

he's fine. probably.

[courtesycalling]

[oidial]

bappy saturday!!!

its her favourite part!

[thejesterstears]

Damn it’s been a good run but we really are dying for real once the show ends 😔

[figofswords]

i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him

[thanksicanthavegrapefruit]

John Wick as textposts