Whats your 505?

My names Alyssa.

[shubbabang]

Anyone ever notice how jack was always a little shit 

[sirdef-deactivated20160624]

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

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update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

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i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

[apsyde-deactivated20150829]

never do this again

[animatedamerican]

The trick to buying an entire cake and eating it is you don’t eat it all at once.

But, and this is crucial, not because someone else is controlling your portions.  Because it’s your cake.  Because you don’t have to worry that if you don’t finish it now, somebody will take the rest away.  Because you can eat as much cake as you feel like eating and then stop, and the remaining cake will still be there when you want some more.  Which may be in an hour or may be in a couple of days.

Own your cake.  Cake responsibly.

[ispenttoolongthinkingofanewname]

How to cake

[best-of-memes]

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

[suspend]

IM SCREAMING

[sandandglass]

[cocaineteas]

[alt-ered-st-ate-deactivated2016]

[journal1996]

[venusian-bb-deactivated20180723]

[l986]

I feel like I'm slowly loosing everyone.... maybe its my fault, maybe I was built to push and push and blame myself. I'm an over all disappointment, trying so hard to prove I'm not. How can I built when all I do is brake?

[overwhelm3d-deactivated20200430]

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[supercalvin]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

[simplysymmetry]

I LIKE THIS CODE!!! Everyone needs to reblog this so we know who’s who esp when we’re out sugaring.

Who’s in???

[madfuture]

[scntrx-deactivated20191108]

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[3v3rythingist3mporary]

[lushsux-deactivated20180612]

[precureedfan]

Reblog/Like if any of you happen to love any of these old nicktoons that are now considered to be old

[daddy-icebear-deactivated201908]

I’m so baked right now I’m picturing the ultimate psychedelic with these shows all morphing into each other in motion. Dude..

[s-u-p-e-r-m-4-n]