good tea, nice house.

Side Blog 26 once spent 6 months in space and destabilized an entire sector.

[oldschoolsciencefiction]

[weeniebagel]

mot deserves a fucking promotion if i was the enterprise barber and picard came in bald as shit asking for a cut id flip my lid

[nyotas]

[femmehoudini]

Bitch you are the captain of a starship for the USS Enterprise what the fuck do you mean

[discoverysource]

#he is not wrong

[protectspock]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

when you guys said “deep space nine is the most relevant star trek” this is NOT what i expected

[rikertroi]

Will really wants a bite of Deanna’s cake 😏😏😏

[spock-fucks]

i’m admittedly enthralled with the idea of the universe’s most mediocre god being just, casually obsessed with a balding ship captain. the comedy of that. i’m dead

[spock-fucks]

“we’re gonna make this Being just absolutely in love with picard and we’re hardly going to bring it up. this is a good decision” and it was

[spock-fucks]

Q’s like “what is this? just some middle aged guy? damn. that’s preddy cool tho....👀” like sir you have God Powers

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[capsfromtrek]

[asperger-nerd]

When I’m overcome with anxiety

Lt. Tuvok comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom

[idiot-riker]

The moral of Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home was “we have to take care of all the world’s creatures and keep them from going extinct because what if one day a big mysterious alien tube turns up and the only thing which can convince it not to destroy the earth is an animal which went extinct years ago” which is like, a weird way to deliver a message about conservation but it sure is compelling. 

[sheogayrath]

these are the voyages of the starship enterprise, its ongoing mission: fuck around and find out

[spock-fucks]

[capsfromtrek]

[lovely-trek]