Bourbon?

The seductive notes from a saxophone dripped through the night. Bourbon hit the bottom of a glass, and a match ignited a cigarette. And so began their eternity.

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[espn3]

when comedy began

[oblwankenobi]

Kevin Bacon lashes sexist trend of unnecessary female nudity in cinema and television and demands more male nudity in Hollywood.

[oblwankenobi]

[smartass-stripper]

Kevin Bacon is a blessing

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if u a lil ugly

[la-vodka]

9.5 million people are ugly. Good to know I'm not the only one.

[bedazzledtrashbag]

I met Jessica Lange today just saying

[whothefuckisjessicalange]

you can’t announce that you met God and not provide any details

[weavemama]

I CAN’T WITH THESE DAMN COWBOY HAT MEMES 

[milky-katzchen]

THE LAST FEW WHAT STARTED AS A JOKE TURNED INTO AN UNEXPECTED DRAG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[bellaxiao]

These are incredible!

[negrocops]

H O W DID THEY DO THIS

[lynananananabatlam]

[trjoel]

Lmao

[elaxisfae]

[nostrem]

[qoa]

no offense but…..i’m tired of like……………not being stunningly beautiful

[la-vodka]

pros and cons of 'making food'

Pros: food

Cons: making

[memewhore]

[briannatheloner]

[nevereverbeensosatisfied]

[ijustwantchipotle]

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

[alllforyouandmore]

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

[therothwoman]

This video is a gift.

[livingonthecuspofdeath]

I want what she’s having.

[facebookstaff-blog]

‘okay calm down deedee’

[lux-xxix]

its back when i say you need this on your dash im not lying this post comes around once in a blue moon  and we need it.

[powerwank]

Favourite video

[vote-for-eggman]

I was feeling a bit down, but this video made me smile. This woman has pure, unadulterated joy using her sponge.

[harrycress]

@thirsty-unicorn

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

it’s 2:47 AM and i couldn’t find this clip anywhere and long story short i had to download a whole season of Backyardigans just to laugh at this stupid fucking exchange again. enjoy

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

i just got a copyright claim on this video which isn’t surprising on its own but

please look at that. “manually detected.” some poor motherfucker working at Viacom was forced to watch this 18 second long Backyardigans dick joke video at his desk, sighed, and said “well, time to file another report”

[blackx-cellence]

​it was nearly 100 degrees outside today in Florida and this old white lady was standing alone on the corner holding this sign.

[coolbreathofashes-deactivated20]

Bless her old soul, that is love.

[pervypriest]

👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[radiomaxwell]

so hey who else was taught as a kid that “”””wanting attention”””” in any way was wrong and shameful and has grown up unable ask for help or support even in great distress/suffering

[prideofyunmeng]

Parent: why do you never come to me for help

(two days later)

Me: I need help with something

Parent: CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY WHY CAN’T YOU DO ANYTHING BY YOURSELF GOD YOU’RE SO-

Me: never mind

[silvernis]

And don’t forget the You Can Tell Me Anything (Except Things I Don’t Want to Hear)™.

[lord-of-bitchcraft]

And let’s not forget the “You Shouldn’t Keep Secrets From Me (Even Though I’ll Use Them Against You Later)”

[lamo-is-to-blamo]

also the “I Promise i wont interrupt you when you do talk with me (Except when i need to point out where you fucked up and what you should have done instead)”

[curiooftheheart]

“You can tell me the truth (as long as it’s the truth I’ve already decided is true. Anything else is a lie.)”

[minatorykitten-deactivated20170]

“Tell me what’s bothering you (so I can twist it to make it your fault and then act like your problems are harder on me than you)”

[mugica]

“I will encourage you and support you (in front of people so they think I’m the nice parent but in all honesty you’re going to get whipped when you get home.)”

[dalaisa-katili-deactivated20170]

The one about keeping secrets and using them against you later is just exactly my mom to a tee.

I trust her with a couple big things here and there, that was a fucking mistake. Immediately after I give her honest criticism about something she just fucking spits out every personal thing I’ve told her as a defense. Now she fucking wonders why I never tell her ANYTHING.

[twofacetoo]

Welcome to my world

[la-vodka]

Its a shame that this shit is so true.

[notinmyvocab]

Thanks to that fucking anon you couldn't be happy! Fuck you anon!

She and I just both agreed that we were tired of putting up with being interrogated after constantly saying we didn’t want to share info. It was for the best.

[la-vodka]

I feel so bad that this happened. I felt like you guys could have really been happy together.