Emmerica

Emma. 27. VA.

[3000s]

last night was talking to my dad about career plans and he goes "i dont know if you should do a trade, you should print tshirts and sell them at the oceanfront"

[3000s]

👆👆👆 literally how it is

[xanaxfarts]

rewards member......................... loyalty program........................ point system................. cash back.................. subscription perks....................... download app............................. scan qr code.............................

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

[etruscan-boar-vessel]

me after developing a debilitating fruit addiction

[truedomdaddy]

[ramshacklefey]

[dailysnoopy]

[c3rvida3]

*fumbling with the buttons of my tape recorder in trembling hands* If party rock is in the house tonight, give me a sign...

[cryptotheism]

Ouija board rapidly spells out "S-O-R-R-Y"

[8nin]

i understand why people go legit insane like i get it

[dailysnoopy]

[chryza]

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

[oliviawebsite]

one william dollars isnt even that much money anymore due to the flation

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Hey guys it's summer solstice today so the days are only going to get shorter from now on, enjoy the sun while it last!

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˙spɹɐʇsɐq ʇᴉ ʇɐ dǝǝʞ ¿ʎǝ 'ɹǝƃuol ʇǝƃ ɐuuoƃ ʎllɐuᴉɟ ǝɹɐ sʎɐp oS ˙ʇunɔ ǝɥʇ 'ǝɔᴉʇslos ɹǝʇuᴉʍ s,ʇᴉ 'sǝʇɐɯ ʎO

[zsofi-09]

[and-fishing-equipment]

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

[segamascott]

i do not believe in labubus or their cause

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

[rheumaticrhetoric]

[radioproto]

Did I do this meme right