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21. Fujoshi.

[purebloodprincess]

Art comparison

DDHHB & Soo-Won at the beginning and now.

[doafhat]

[nakamorijuan]

美少女戦士セーラームーン

[pineforestwitch]

How adorable he thinks Fred and George could be prefects! I can’t even imagine it! 😂 this boi is too sweet!

[that-millennial-chick]

Elements as Hogwarts Houses

                                        “Bold Gryffindor, from wild moor,                                          Fair Ravenclaw, from glen,                                          Sweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad,                                          Shrewd Slytherin, from fen.”

FIRE: 

“You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart.”

EARTH:

“You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil.”

AIR:

“Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, If you’ve a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind.”

WATER:

“Or perhaps in Slytherin You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folks use any means To achieve their ends.”

[defense-of-absurdity-deactivate]

Dear Future Hogwarts Student...

Congratulations for getting accepted into the most Magical Place On Earth™ !!! Starting Tomorrow, this means you’re no longer a stupid goddamn Muggle, but a wizard (and that’s totally kickass).

It’s also more dangerous (and embarrassing) than an Apple Store on Black Friday, so if you want to survive to actually do any of those spells they advertised on the brochure, here’s some tips:

never go to the bathroom alone. 

(particularly the girl’s bathroom)

yes, the Forbidden Forest has unicorns. it also has giant-ass spiders. choose wisely.

no, not everyone in Slytherin is an evil douchecanoe. but make no mistake, they can and will kick your ass.

“YEET”-ing is only allowed at Quidditch matches and in the Gryffindor common room.

don’t bother trying to get snape fired. it never works

not to mention, he will know

the paintings are gossiping hoes, don’t trust them

never diss a weasley. it may seem funny now, but it definitely won’t once the other 20 show up 

Slytherins may have dark magic, but Hufflepuffs have dank memes. consider yourself warned.

dumbledore may seem high as fuck. that’s because he is. it’s best not to question it.

if you see a malfoy and a potter in the same room, walk away

you can answer the Ravenclaw riddle’s literally, if you want. (but everyone will haze you for being a pussy ass)

Schrodinger’s Empty Classroom dictates that you never really know if there’s a couple of horny teenagers making out in there. if so, have fun getting hexed

no matter how long the line is, taking the Hogwarts Elevator is always better. fuck the moving stairs 

stay in bed for Halloween, if you can. the pumpkin pasties aren’t worth it (and were probably poisoned that day anyway)

don’t try escaping the hospital wing. madame pomfrey is authorized to use force

the quidditch-related death count only included players who died during the game. remember that

someone saying “IF SHE BREATHES, SHE’S A THOT” is not a good reason to duel it out in the hallway.

it’s totally worth getting expelled tho 

and finally, no matter the house, background, race, or name, everyone at the school is awesome. there’s no doubt you’ll have the time of your life.

just remember that they’re also all hormonal teenagers with murder sticks, or equally unstable adults.

good luck and goodnight

[shitslytherinssay]

Time to go back to Hogwarts

[outtagum]

#dorks

[defense-of-absurdity-deactivate]

to all the new Slytherins that will join us at hogwarts today…

you are not evil

you are not bigoted

you are not hateful

you are not manipulative

you are not selfish

you are not cruel

you are not cowardly

and I wish every single one of you ambitious, determined, cunning, resourceful, wonderful people a fantastic year

(part 2: hufflepuffs are great too)

[hawberries]

houses

[incorrecthpjo]

I don’t procrastinate. I wait until the last munite to do things because I will be older and wiser.

—Sirius Black, at some point probably.

[incorrecthogwartsquotes]

Slytherin: I don’t need friends they disappoint me

Gryffindor:

Slytherin:

Gryffindor: Wanna go out and—

Slytherin: Oh my fucking god yes please I’m so lonely holy shit

[jessicallange]

get to know me meme - [1/5] male characters: Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

I don’t expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses…I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death…

[hogwartshousefriends]

Ravenclaw: I- I think I’m in love with you.

Slytherin: What do you mean you think? I’m a god damn miracle. You should know you’re in love with me.

[hardytoms]

[itsthatunique]

“Your Wheezy, sir, your Wheezy — Wheezy who is giving Dobby his jumper!”  Dobby plucked at the shrunken maroon sweater he was now wearing over his shorts. “What?” Harry gasped. “They’ve got… they’ve got Ron?” “The thing Harry Potter will miss most, sir!” squeaked Dobby.

[fanonical]

EXPECTO

FURSONAAAAAA

[a man with a deer costume made of light jumps out of harry’s wand and punches the dementor]