i'm not dead, i only dress that way

zero ♱⃓ 25 ♱⃓ she/her

[labmousegirl]

♱⃓ ZERO: SLEEPING NOT DEAD ♱⃓

🦇 carrd

🥀 art tag (outdated lol)

🔖 🗝️ 🪡

[labmousegirl]

was going through my utdr tag and was like man this feels empty what about when i was super fixated on deltarune years ago and turns out back then i was tagging it all deltarune then at some point i switched to utdr for everything. now i have to fix this shit

[integrityflower]

[chellustrates]

been a minute but i missed my little guy

[charl0ttan]

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[jewish-joy]

#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty

Behold, Dorothea

(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

[jewish-joy]

I should also add- I ran into my rabbi and explained the situation. I then asked, earnestly, if there was a remedy. A mikveh of sorts, or a beit din, or something.

He turned to me, sighed, and said in a very deadpan tone-- "Plants don't have covenants, Joy,"

So Theodora's a free agent according to rabbinic opinion. I guess I'll permit her to be Roman Catholic.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 19 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's me. Football Cat.

[zzoupz]

I drew these emo cats

[labmousegirl]

Favorite dinosaur?

ankylosaurus!!

when i was a kid my dad gave me a little ankylosaurus toy and it was my favorite of all my dinosaur toys :3

later one of my favorite characters said they also loved ankylosauruses, and so my friends gifted me even more ankylosaurus stuff after that! my parents actually recently gave me a little building block set because it was ankylosaurus themed... i think it's become my brand a little.

[labmousegirl]

found this photo of my childhood toy with a plush gifted to me by @oreganocactus !

[labmousegirl]

Favorite dinosaur?

ankylosaurus!!

when i was a kid my dad gave me a little ankylosaurus toy and it was my favorite of all my dinosaur toys :3

later one of my favorite characters said they also loved ankylosauruses, and so my friends gifted me even more ankylosaurus stuff after that! my parents actually recently gave me a little building block set because it was ankylosaurus themed... i think it's become my brand a little.

edit: photo in reblogs!

[lichposting]

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

[lichposting]

[mivvv1]

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[shamebats]

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

[shamebats]

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[stuck-in-jelly]

Rereading my own fics just to be like

"Oh no! What happens next?!"