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noctude

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

jackmeatington

“ugh, your mind” - me to myself before doing the absolute dumbest shit imaginable

swordsafetyy-deactivated2019092

raccoons have people hands

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or do we have raccoon hands

angelus-bellator

“‘Let Riko be King,’ Kevin said, with the exaggerated enunciation of the thoroughly sloshed. ‘Most coveted, most protected. He’ll sacrifice every piece he has to protect his throne. Whatever. Me?’ Kevin gestured again, meaning to indicate himself but too drunk to get his hand higher than his waist. ‘I’m going to be the deadliest piece on the board.’ ‘Queen,’ Andrew said somewhere behind Neil.” —Nora Sakavic, The King’s Men

cowpants147

Wymack: pick your battles, Neil.

Wyamck: pick… pick fewer battles than that. Put some back. That’s too many. Please

cowpants147

Nicky: Tell him about the birds and the bees.

Andrew to Neil: They’re disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Neil: [taps racket]

Andrew: [taps racket in response]

Nicky: Stop that.

Neil: Stop what?

Nicky: You’re talking about me in morse code.

Andrew: Yes, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

[later]

Andrew, to Renee: That's exactly what we did.