Girl Idek

[beemovieerotica]

hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

[toskarin]

I take a puff and then look at the chimpanzee I am supposed to be taking care of. with my enhanced empathy I know he badly wants a little bit. he does the universal primate gesture for give here. I hand him the joint, he carefully disassembles me like a lego house

[cuppydogshane]

when everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know youre alive. or so ive heard.

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[theehorsepusssy]

[lelouch]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

the loafsome bun-eater

[contemptible-scoundrel]

the toastsome bread-eater

[contemptible-scoundrel]

the doughsome boule-eater

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[theehorsepusssy]

[molabuddy]

its good when band names are things that are nice to think about. 'imagine dragons' well i am & its awesome. 'owl city' awww cute. 'barenaked ladies' hell yeah

[neutralmuds]

[spacebound-wolfpup]

He’s casting a spell 🫧

[cosmicretreat]

[choudo-ii]

heppy pride munth

[lesbinluv]

not to be a whore but can i pleaseeee kiss your face? also not to be too greedy but can i give you one more kiss? and one more, and one more please, and another right there, and one right here too, and a few more please please please?

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

[penandinkprincess]

truly few things instantly put me in a bad mood more than humidity

WHY is the fucking AIR out here TOUCHING ME

get OFF

[just-another-regular-dude]