I'm a Closeted Claustrophobe

I hope you like shitposting. They/Them

[beemovieerotica]

hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

[ultrainfinitepit]

Angel doodles

[bynine]

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

[chryza]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chryza]

[jaubaius]

No way out

[bogleech]

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

[lochnutmonster]

Sisyphus

[chortlebot]

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy

[cryptotheism]

Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!

[heartbreakrevolver]

*points at your girlfriend* you know that thing would summon you as a skeleton warrior if you died right?

[puppybong]

[toskarin]

I take a puff and then look at the chimpanzee I am supposed to be taking care of. with my enhanced empathy I know he badly wants a little bit. he does the universal primate gesture for give here. I hand him the joint, he carefully disassembles me like a lego house

[evilwizard]

not to vagueblog but some of you are clearly experiencing dragon madness

[hungwy]

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

[hungwy]

[thyrell]

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

[thyrell]

irs.

[efoxgirl]

[pondwitch]

cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

[powerburial]

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

[pondwitch]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[marxism-transgenderism]

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

[marxism-transgenderism]

I am not nearly advanced enough to come away from such a maneuver unscathed

[sm2k99]

the for you page thinks I'm a gnome

[jdragsky]

seven part pact, possum creek's newest fantastical ttrpg about seven wizards crushing each other under the pressures of masculinity, is now live on kickstarter!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sjgames/seven-part-pact

this game is for you if you're a sucker for asymmetrical board games, meditations on the way power shapes masculinity, or incredible wizard magic. check it out!

[dntwannabeurgirl]

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