Fly and bi

18+ only. | 24 | they/them | I'm here and queer. Team carbonated water. Meme queen. about

[sugared-ropes]

As always they were a beauty and a marvel to behold 💕

[sugared-ropes]

We had a great view ❤️

[byjove]

I don’t want to fix him. I just want to temporarily relieve his hysteria by giving him an earth shattering orgasm.

[minotar-deactivated20190328]

she took my dick in the divorce

[bornfreakdraws]

Three hearts and a hut Dracula’s (un)moving castle

[glumshoe]

the three genres of sex toys:

[thebisexualbooknerd]

You want to elaborate or...?

[glumshoe]

1.) I Can’t Believe It’s Not Genitalia

2.) It’s Absolutely NOT Genitalia; It’s Abstract And Inoffensive Geometry I Swear

3.) IT̥̣̝̖̝̦̭’͜S̯̘̜̬͇̮̪ ̘G̠͍̱̕H̤̖̰̘͖̲͝Ą̝̬̪̹ͅṬ̶A̖̙̥͘Ń̠̱O͓̜̗͟T̡̲͚̱̹̤̬̞H̵̟͍͉̜̩̪O̗̟͢A͕͍̟͍̭̙̪ ͓̝̥̮̩̟̝T̷̠͖H̢̙̝̦E͈̙̱͍͝ͅ ̻͖͡D̢̻͎̲͉̗̭A̡̗̜̣ͅE̞̙M͇̳͜O͔͡ͅN̵̫̱͉̫̻͚̤-G̡͙̯̞O̧̥̳̹͔Ḏ!̮̬̖͓̦͉!!̲̙ LOOK OUT LMAO!

[bottommemes]

bottoms lemme hear yall make some noise !

[caduceussaysfuck]

mmh.,,, ow! hah.. ah… mmmh…

[bottommemes]

never mind !

[irateyourposts]

8/10

[riben-deactivated20230922]

This got a higher score than me having daytime sex with autozone employees? Fucking christ

[friskylittlebaby-deactivated202]

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎🏎

[fatherofthebride]

new york city’s official government guidelines for how to fuck during a pandemic really are a bright spot in the darkness right now

[fatherofthebride]

some of my favorites include:

“please just masturbate or fuck your roommate”:

“make it a little kinky” (direct quote):

and “if you HAVE to host an orgy, open a window”:

you can read the whole thing here, it’s very hilarious and chill and also informative. mentions masks and then says “maybe that’s your thing”

[ashayathyla]

#justiceforthiccgeralt

i,,,,, hope yall like this 

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

MY COCK AND BALLS HAVE UNIONIZED

[aireemacpherson]

over here sharing the content

[mastreworld]

Suddenly I want to study history.

[pissvortex]

[carnemancy]

kiss carefully

[blairwitchapologist]

bro i’m sorry i said “good game” after we had sex

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

penis convention cancelled.

[hellsite-yano]

[whisperedshoutss]