#silly drabbles

[mncxbe]

Imagine walking in on BSD men masturbating...

Or the other way around oh my lord

nonnie😳😳 i'm having so many thoughts about this.

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 would be just a tiny bit flustered, but he'd take full advantage of the situation. I mean, your hand feels better than his anyway

"Come on, princess don't just stand there. Give me a hand, will you? Good girl, I'll make sure to return the favour"

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 would pretend not to notice you're there and keep stroking his dick. but he'd moan your name louder just to get you riled up. he wants you to know how much he wishes it were your snug walls wrapped around him instead of his hand.

"Shit– Y/N... miss you so much baby ugh need you so bad"

𝐀𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚- SHY BOY OMG. he'd cover himself up with the closest blanket or cloth and yell at you to get out. but if you tease him any further about it he will drag you to bed and put you back in your place

"Think you're so smart to make fun of me like that? Fuuck Y/N– look who's dumb on my cock now, dirty girl. You're squeezing me so much"

𝐍𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐢 would be so damn shameless. if anything he'd be amused and happy that you walked in on him. 100% sure he asks you to masturbate with him

"Oh, my dove, you came just at the right time. I was just thinking about you... will you strip for me, please? I wanna see that pretty body of yours."

𝐅𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐳𝐚𝐰𝐚's reaction depends on how close you are. if you're in a relationship he'd ask you to join him, but if you're just colleagues he'd blush. like. crazy. and fumble with his clothes. but after that he'd pretend nothing happened and hope you forget about it.

[kamapon]

Kalim's new SSR full art spotted in Japan's metro.

What are you looking at???

[pigeonpeach]

Dragon arlecchino but like none of her kids are even close to being dragons which is very confusing for you, the stolen damsel who was told to keep a eye on her young. You expected… you know little dragon babies. But instead there is little lyney and lynette who are cat hybrids (catboy lyney agenda) and freminet who is nervous little like mer-human with no tail but plenty of scales and often found chilling in a little pool for himself.

Arlecchino is in of herself surprising for you the stolen damsel in question as you start to wonder if there’s more to her than you initially thought. You never expected a dragonesss to have motherly/fatherly instincts for other species, maybe she will be a kind captor?

But if you’re really curious about dragon kids then she’d be happy to give you som

Depends on your definition of kind though because when she brings back home food you’re secretly glad you aren’t whatever mangled animal corpse she brought in.

(Also given her special dish it’s probably best you cook it yourself)

(Also is damsel gendered? I always just took it to mean just someone who is captured but the reader here is supposed to be neutral)

[winterflowersftw]

ITOSHI RIN HEADCANNONS + accidently meeting someone he knows when he's with you

I just made this silly drabble because I just got the idea of this scenario and I couldn't help but write it down. I hope you like reading it!

Itoshi Rin would be such a cute boyfriend. After getting comfortable with you, he'd truly start confiding in you. He'd come home and talk about his day, bitch about the other players and tell you about everything IN DETAIL. You'd also be his best friend and his person.

But sometimes he'd act so silly, like his brain's circuits got fried.

That happened when you both bumped into Bachira in a supermarket.

(You and Rin are shopping in a supermarket for house supplies.)

(Bachira spots Rin and calls his name out.)

Bachira: RIN!!! Hello!?

(Rin tries to make a run for it but he catches you guys pretty quickly)

Bachira: Why did you avoid me? (Pouts) We've spent enough time to NOT ignore each other in a public place. Don't you think?

Rin: I'm sorry. What's up Meguru?

(Bachira sees you next to Rin and goes)

Bachira: Who's this?

(Rin's ears are red and there's a slight blush on his cheeks)

Rin: Well, you see.....this person....uhm I meant, this woman....we'll she's my....

Bachira: Your what?

Rin: she's my ....uhm...she's my mother you see.

(By now Rin's whole face is red. Bachira doesn't seem to notice any of this.)

Bachira: Oh! She looks so young. Excellent genes I'd say. Anyways I'm late so I got to go! See you later!

It doesn't take a detective to figure out that you're pissed at Rin.

Y/N: Your mother, really?? Oh my god.

Rin slept on the couch that night.

[pandagirl45]

Years of his voice going unused

Tony hearing bucky speak for the first time and he just melts. Positively roguish. A mix of deep brass and husky quality. Only the slightest of gravel.

Tony around a bunch of posh people. Hears a little more smooth but all the tone under of a crooner introducing himself.

Tony debating if him speaking in the bedroom or in public will be the death of him. "Bucky your voice is killing me..."

Bucky gives the sweetest smile but his words defies how he looks, "sweetheart, not you but your legs sure"

Tony covers his face making untranslatable noises.

[lorirwritesfanfic]

What A Queen Wants

Because I’m still frustrated with Ana de Luca’s wedding gown yes, I am that petty about fashion, here’s how Jade got rid of that awful dress and helped a flirty girl to become a fan favorite.

Jade tiptoed her way the hallway of the fancy mansion in Miami as she looked for the dressing room. Calling favors with AME’s security team was easy once she became a duchess and the future queen of Cordonia, now she just had to get the dress. Opening the door quietly, she walked into the room and searched through the clothing racks for the gown. 

“Ugh... Where is it?” She mumbled.

“Okay, I’m ready!” A lively voice shouted from the fitting room.

“Shit!” Jade uttered and quickly hid behind one of the racks.

“Fatima? Are you here?” Luisa called stepping out of the fitting room and looking around.

Jade peeked between the clothes and spotted the dress. The only problem was that someone was already wearing it. “Fuck this. I will not wear this ugly shit on my wedding day,” she hissed and walked towards the AME contestant searching for the reality show stylist. “Hi there,” she said tapping the woman’s shoulder.

Luisa turned around. “Hi-- Oh my...” she gasped. “You’re Duchess Jade!”

“Yes, nice to meet to you, Girl Next Door,” Jade gave her a charming smile.

“You know who I am? Oh.My.God!”

“Sure... AME’s totally trending in Cordonia. So here’s the thing: I’m getting married in a few days and I just found out this hideous thing I’m wearing is what my press secretary got me as a wedding dress.”

Luisa gave her a once over and a nasty look. “Really?” 

“I know, right? So I heard Monsieur St. Clair was a guest at the show and bought my way in here to get his newest and most exclusive piece.”

“But it’s my dress.”

“No, it isn’t. It’s mine.”

“But he just gave me.”

“No, he let you wear it. I bought it. Here,” Jade picked up her phone and showed the texts messages between her and Lancelin St. Clair and the wire transfer.

“Oh... Okay,” Luisa frowned and began to unzip the dress. “Sorry about that...”

“It’s fine. I’m sorry too. It looked really good on you,” Jade confessed.

“Thanks...” Luisa gave a wry smile as she handed the dress to the duchess and turned to the racks to look for something to wear.

Jade glanced at her dress, then at the sad contestant. “Hey, do you want to dress something that will call everyone’s attention for the entire season?”

Luisa turned around immediately. “Yes, please!”

“It’s a little out there, but no one will ever forget...” 

“I’ll wear anything! Help me!”

Jade smile mischievously. “Okay...”

____

Transparents: @abookishcreative 

Background: @kaitlyn-liao

Curious to know what happened? Find out here: Jade - Luisa

[caroline-nighthunter]

a silly sketch storyboard about how to be a myth wizard under Cyrus

[mojavejourneys]

The Great Eurovision 2018 Maneki-Neko Heist

I dreamt that I wrote this after I spoke with @redrocketwarrior about what would have happened to Netta’s maneki-nekos after the Eurovision Song Contest. Let’s just say that Maxie and Matsu would have made off with them :P

So... here it is XD

It is canon.

Lisbon in the dead of night. All was quiet aside from the buzz of activity that surrounded the Altice Arena as the Eurovision Song Contest was in full swing.

Yet there was rumoured to be a great collection of maneki-nekos in one of the acts. Both Maxie and Matsu had heard of it and they wanted them.

The plan had been a simple one after obtaining some blueprints of the arena. A quick casing of the joint, then some brief yet meticulous planning of their intentions. With the plans in hand, the two approached the back door of the arena, figuring that that would be the path of least resistance.

“You got the bags?” Maxie asked, chancing another glance around the area.

“I have. Did you bring the syringer gun?” Matsu was equally cautious.

“Got it here.” Maxie indicated to the gun slung over his shoulder. “Loaded with strong tranquilisers in case we run into any issues. Hopefully we won't hafta use it.”

“Hopefully. Now...” Matsu tried the door. Locked. But he was expecting this and he took out a few bobby pins and a screwdriver, managing to pick the lock with some difficulty. Once it was picked, he and Maxie headed inside and shut the door behind them. “Right. This'll be our way out.”

“Okay.” Maxie quickly checked the schematics that he'd downloaded to his Pip-Boy, nodding. “So we follow this corridor down, then we hit another series of doors. It'll be the second one on our right. We might see security so I'll have the syringer ready.”

“Right.” Matsu led the way and found the door they needed. Maxie had the syringer gun ready. One guard was approaching them but a well-placed syringer shot had him fall to the floor. Matsu quickly dragged the sleeping guard into one of the other rooms and checked the way again. “Looks like the act with the maneki-nekos won. The stage is full of them.”

“Netta, weren't it? Okay I think everyone's distracted.” Maxie checked their approach again, nodding. “Alright. On my signal, we go.”

The crowd's attention was on the stage and on the winner and Maxie took one last look. He nodded and the two ran down the stairs as quickly as they could, vaulting over a fence that separated the crowd from the stage and ducking behind a wall. Nobody had seen them and a lot of the people behind the stage hadn't started packing up yet.

“I think we may be able to go on... now. Watch the overhead lights.” Matsu handed Maxie a bag and he took it after slinging the syringer back on his shoulder. The two dashed for the stage and hid behind one of the shelves of maneki-nekos. “Too light here. Wait... you go to the other one. I have an idea.”

Maxie had to strain to hear Matsu over the din of the crowds. “What's the idea?”

“We wheel these off stage like we're going to put them away. Then once we hit that darker part there, fill the bags.” Matsu peered over and watched while Maxie took his position, waiting for a suitable moment. Then he nodded to his life partner. “Now!”

With some effort the shelves of maneki-nekos were wheeled off stage and nobody questioned it. The stage hands were a little puzzled but rather thankful for the “help”. Now that they were out of the bright lighting of the stage, Maxie and Matsu could now fill their bags with the maneki-nekos. Thankfully they'd brought enough bags and soom they had five full bags of maneki-nekos.

“That's it. Got 'em. Now... to get outta here.” Maxie quickly checked his Pip-Boy again, then nodded to a door not too far from where they were. “That door will take us to another exit. It'll be a quicker way. C'mon!” He grabbed his bag and made for the door, opening it with some difficulty and ushering Matsu through, then he nodded towards the fire exit. “That way!” Maxie pushed the bar down and burst out the door, Matsu now not too far behind.

“We've got them!” Matsu was rather giddy. “Let's go!”

“Now we just gotta get back to Sanctuary!”