One Day At A Time

I write, I draw. New Orleans native/Denver resident. I ask a lot of questions. Love, and the rest will follow. Instagram: @lacielaurendine

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate]

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

[laciemarietho]

Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!

Me: What is too much?

Anxiety: THIS

Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????

Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE

Me: But nothing is happening?

Anxiety: TOO MUCH

[laciemarietho]

*being murdered*

finally

*is reincarnated as myself*

why

[rileyfriarhart-moved-deactivate]

cute things to call your girlfriend

demon queen

mythic bitch

the almighty

[heavenhillgirl]

[dulciesgf]

[barefootdramaturg]

This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.

[wilwheaton]

[animusrox]

[the-absolute-best-memes]

easy mistake

[gwengold]

[longhairedsugar-deactivated2017]

👏👏👏

[nofuckofflikenow-deactivated201]

I mean 💁🏼💁🏼💁🏼💁🏼

[thewonderyears]

🤷🏾‍♀️

[imsoshive]

All bitches do is contour they nose and use the dog filter on snapchat

[imsoshive]

Nvm she called back

[skajador]

i think drinking a fuckton of water out of your hands from the sink is in the same class of primal urges as running up stairs on all fours

[vital-dust]

[chiefhoppers-deactivated2020122]

[thetrippytrip]

This gets scary when you realize almost one in five women will be a victim of attempted or completed rape during their freshman year.

I can’t tell if I’m going to throw up, cry, or both.

[neverknowsbestwhatcouldhavebeen]

… And this is why I am not sorry these frats are getting dismantled.

[storyop1]

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[tristikov]

Always reblog peent.

[videodromefag]

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[rgr-pop]

omg!! omg

[ladimcbeth]

Forever reblog.

[thegreenwolf]

Heaven let your eent shine down.

[delightfuldisney]

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