he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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cherry valley forever
styofa doing anything
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Kaledo Art
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Misplaced Lens Cap
RMH
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Andulka
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
we're not kids anymore.
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Product Placement
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@laciewhy
seeing the hundreds of earnest replies to really obvious low-effort bait posts on here (which are so low-quality they're being recycled from 4chan circa 2012) has convinced me that i need to make sure i educate my future kid(s) in internet literacy. gonna send them phishing test emails and take away their allowance if they fall for them
As soon as I reblogged and posted stuff about scammers/bots claiming to be Palestinians, I immediately had a bunch of obvious scammers/bots start sending me more messages. It's like they just scan posts for the word "Palestine" and send messages to the blogs or something.
You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.
Of course it is.
Are you still buying the house?
🥳 Yes! Are you kidding?!!! Now I'm buying the house BECAUSE of the ghost!!!!!
😊 Yes. I'm happy to have found this house, and the ghost is a nice addition.
😶 Yes, but the ghost doesn't play into my decision at all.
😒 Yes... I guess. I'm not happy, but I'm not passing up an affordable house.
❌ No. I've found my limit, and this ghost is past it.
Well, my ideal house has more than 2 bathrooms, a decent sized yard, and a tree line where I can’t see the neighbors. Along with easy access to the freeway. It would make sense that a ceo died in it.
Although it was once extinct in the wild the takhi has been successfully reintroduced to its native territory in Central China and Eastern Europe. ©ChornobylWild
bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements
Since it is the year of our lord 2025, I have a Pacific Rim AU.
Herc made the final bomb run with Stacker, Chuck survives the end of the movie and the events of Uprising.
He lives in a disused comm pod with a few stray dogs in a forest having gone a little off with guilt. He survives on fishing and hunting what little game has survived. Mako has also been air dropping supplies to him and Jake has to start undertaking this task.
Then the Midnight cult that has synthesized Kaiju Blue into Midnight Blue sets up shop near him. The cult members who survive the exposure to Midnight Blue are changed into small-scale reptilian kaijus with semi-human intelligence.
Then the cult finds out that a legendary jaeger pilot is right down the road from them and wants to sacrifice him to the Kaiju god.
"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"
“You keep waiting for the moral of your life to become obvious, but it never does. Work, work, work: No moral. No plot. No eureka! Just production schedules and days. You might as well be living inside a photocopier.”
— Douglas Coupland, Player One
A woman described her sex life with her husband, after giving birth, like she was being constantly hunted. And it made me start crying.
You ever do something and your brain goes “Holy Smokes-we’re a grown up!”?
It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
“Having a baby takes a flashlight and shines it on every crack in your relationship. And if there are no big cracks, it creates one. All of a sudden you have to find your way together with a whole new person in your lives. The entire dynamic of your relationship changes literally over night.”
Catherine Belknap,
“Cat & Nat’s Mom Truths”
so embarrassing that that man reduces me to a giggling blushing teenager by just being an image on my screen. I might as well just die
just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets
I realized the reason Len hates ABBA is because he’s sat through many of Lisa’s ice skate practices. The chance of 80-90% of those songs being ABBA songs is pretty high.
