there's this little fairy in my house that likes to make out with other fairies right where I can see because it knows it pisses me off and I can't fucking do anything about it because they're a protected species
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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there's this little fairy in my house that likes to make out with other fairies right where I can see because it knows it pisses me off and I can't fucking do anything about it because they're a protected species
Bro, be honest, are you getting a little bit Genghis Khan?
He’s so….
go home ->cry-> play video game✅
sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem
and sometimes you're not welcome
not enjoying this thing the apps are starting to do where when i try to take a screenshot they flash up the share this post interface - sometimes so fast it effectively prevents screenshotting
something something user retention, i know, but jesus christ fuck off
i tune out for one day and what the fuck is this
i thought maybe it was shitpost but no
He's turning The People's House into Six Flags Over Washington
I guarantee that this is being built in a rush by non-union labor, so we have a real opportunity for a Final Destination scenario here.
like to charge reblog to cast
soon...
when your friend starts some drama and says “a little bird told me…” and you know full well you’re the little bird
My resolution last year was to do one thing before bed that would make my morning feel easier, and that’s become a daily habit that I’m carrying into this new year.
Some nights even filling up the kettle and setting an empty mug out for my morning tea felt hard. But I was always thankful for it in the morning.
Other nights, one thing would lead to another, and I’d wake up in a clean house with everything ready to go.
And, on a rare few nights, the one thing that I could do to make my morning easier was going straight to bed and allowing myself to rest.
What stayed the same each day is that I would take a moment to think of what I could do for my future self and do it, even after a hard day. And I would wake up knowing that I had done my best and any effort—no matter how small—was a kindness to myself.
I’ve been doing a lot of “a treat for future me” moments lately.
That’s a great way to look at it, and I love this artist! (Anna-Laura: instagram / website)
Movement nudge! The movements you do now will be a treat for future you. So nudging you to get up and move!
Legally, lesbians should be allowed to execute everyone with a dyke-breaking kink. With swords.