give me the creeps

She/Her. 1991. Queer. Witch. Idiopathic Intracranial Hypertension I'm most likely stoned.

[ozth]

there's this little fairy in my house that likes to make out with other fairies right where I can see because it knows it pisses me off and I can't fucking do anything about it because they're a protected species

[ozth]

[the-quasar-hero]

Bro, be honest, are you getting a little bit Genghis Khan?

[lunarcrown]

He’s so….

[my-dailydreams]

[oxypill]

go home ->cry-> play video game✅

[segamascott]

[d0minguicidixs]

[titsay]

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome

[narcissistcookbook]

not enjoying this thing the apps are starting to do where when i try to take a screenshot they flash up the share this post interface - sometimes so fast it effectively prevents screenshotting

something something user retention, i know, but jesus christ fuck off

[unclefather]

[were--ralph]

i tune out for one day and what the fuck is this

[were--ralph]

i thought maybe it was shitpost but no

[ralfmaximus]

He's turning The People's House into Six Flags Over Washington

[perpetual-laowai]

I guarantee that this is being built in a rush by non-union labor, so we have a real opportunity for a Final Destination scenario here.

[were--ralph]

like to charge reblog to cast

[weird-val-yankovic]

soon...

[yorgen-sh]

[catboybreeder]

when your friend starts some drama and says “a little bird told me…” and you know full well you’re the little bird

[heatherwitch]

My resolution last year was to do one thing before bed that would make my morning feel easier, and that’s become a daily habit that I’m carrying into this new year.

Some nights even filling up the kettle and setting an empty mug out for my morning tea felt hard. But I was always thankful for it in the morning.

Other nights, one thing would lead to another, and I’d wake up in a clean house with everything ready to go.

And, on a rare few nights, the one thing that I could do to make my morning easier was going straight to bed and allowing myself to rest.

What stayed the same each day is that I would take a moment to think of what I could do for my future self and do it, even after a hard day. And I would wake up knowing that I had done my best and any effort—no matter how small—was a kindness to myself.

[one-bite-is-undercover]

I’ve been doing a lot of “a treat for future me” moments lately.

[heatherwitch]

That’s a great way to look at it, and I love this artist! (Anna-Laura: instagram / website)

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge! The movements you do now will be a treat for future you. So nudging you to get up and move!

[fluoresensitives]

Legally, lesbians should be allowed to execute everyone with a dyke-breaking kink. With swords.