l'opportunite c'est fuckin enorme

Ev // 20s // xe/xir or they/them // love me some historical bullshit 𐑕𐑴 𐑥𐑾𐑗 𐑘𐑵𐑯𐑰𐑩𐑻𐑕, 𐑯 𐑕𐑴 𐑤𐑦𐑑𐑤 𐑑𐑲𐑥.

[dearparentheses]

Tokuhiro Kawai

[micromontage]

sleep is not normal to want and impossible to achieve

[kink-tomato]

This zine, and I cannot over emphasize how funny this is, is for Anne Rice’s Interview with the Vampire

[getvalentined]

These people blocked me on both Twitter and Tumblr, and then someone used a burner account to go off on me on Twitter. This person insisted that I was singlehandedly responsible for the project falling.

I made one comment, and it was this:

No clue how my single comment did this. But okay.

[undeadhousewife]

[ahno-nimus]

you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.

[fluentisonus]

sometimes fanfics crack me up (affectionate) w how determined they are to have an age gap where there isn't one agjdjhkghj......."the younger man" & they are 2 years apart and also in their 40s

[lost-carcosa]

[lacnunga]

Hmm. Why is the lowest amount of sugar I can add to my boba tea 15%? If I can go no lower, if this is the base, shouldn't it be 0%? Can't they just. Not add any if I want 0% sweetness?

[quotation--marks]

David often lectured Tom upon the responsibilities of parenthood which annoyed Tom who considered himself to be a quite exemplary fairy parent. He provided generously for his children and grandchildren and only in exceptional circumstances had any of them put to death.

Susanna Clarke, Tom Brightwind, or, How the Fairy Bridge Was Built at Thoresby

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[paranormal-taters]

MY DEAR TUMBLR USERS!!

WONDERFUL NEWS!!

NETHERFIELD PARK IS LET AT LAST!!!

[paranormal-taters]

[soychronicprocrastinator]

What a wonderful thing for our girls!!!

[lady-merian]

How so? How can it affect them? 🤨

[sunflowergardens-world]

My dear Merian! You must know I am thinking of his reblogging from one of them!

[green-great-dragon]

Is that his design in blogging here?

[estel-and-agape]

Design? nonsense, how can you write so! But it is very likely that he may reblog from one of them, and therefore you must follow him as soon as his blog is online.

[lady-merian]

I see no occasion for that. You and the girls may follow him, or they may follow him by themselves, which perhaps will be still better for them, for as you are as clever as any of them he might reblog most from you of the party.

[soychronicprocrastinator]

My dear, you flatter me. I certainly HAVE had my share of cleverness, but I do not pretend to be anything extraordinary now. When a woman has five grown-up mutuals, she ought to give over thinking of her own reblog counts.

[siena-sevenwits]

In such cases, a woman has not often much of a reblog count to think of.

[paranormal-taters]

[lacnunga]

Thank FUCK for pretentious intellectual bullshit thank FUCK

[therozanov]

2.04 | 3.05

[reckless-libertine]

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead | Past Lives

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[childishrage]

we have a very healthy victim/abuser relationship, actually, thanks for asking

[animentality]

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god