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JSAMN and bad art (#my art). This individual vagueposts about their own fic an embarrassing amount and is also really annoying. You’ve been warned.

[pr0digus]

begin writing sentence -> begin describing historical activity -> three hours of research -> one sentence finished -> repeat

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[complexkomainu]

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER

[64mpg]

finishing something you worked really hard for feels like nothing

[biocrafthero]

perceived skill

[peanut-butter-sandwizard]

[cosmicretreat]

Bruce Campbell, his dad, and his body doubles on the set of Army of Darkness (1992)

[sourcreammachine]

look upon my sons and despair

[joansdidion]

holmes smoking in the no smoking compartment of the train while ignoring his brother and boyfriend achieved a level of cuntiness that has never been seen before or since

[quietwingsinthesky]

friend is trying to convince me this is a common experience and I do not believe her, so

Do you expect to be paid back if you pay for something for your friend while you’re hanging out? (I.E. a ride, a meal, a trinket.)

Yes, always

Yes, but only if it’s above a limit of money

No, never

I don’t buy things for my friends.

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Remaining time: 3 hours 46 minutes

For a more illustrative example, say you go to the movies with a friend and you buy them popcorn, do you expect them at some point to send you money back via cash or through an app of some kind? Will you be upset if they don’t?

[steampunkforever]

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

[proteusolm]

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

[bluebandedagate-reblogs]

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

[obfuscus]

Fuck is a medieval seagull doing in pre-colonial America?

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

There are american seagulls??? why wouldn't there be a seagull in the americas???

[psikonauti]

A mouse rides atop a frog during monsoon season in India 

Photographed by Pawan Kumar

[what-even-is-thiss]

My dad read me stuff like the lord of the rings and the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and Sherlock Holmes as bedtime stories when I was a kid and I dunno what sort of effect that had on my development but whatever it did I think I’m making it everyone else’s problem

[what-even-is-thiss]

Reading chapter books one chapter a night to his kids was I think also an excuse for my dad to read some books he’d never gotten around to reading by himself. Did he know how sexual the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy series can possibly get? No. We learned that together as a family.

[devoursjohnlock]

knuckle tats that say PREV PREV

[jenijro]

You can’t tell me this wasn’t the hottest shit ever for Watson

[justpassingbys-stuff]

[imagineyouricon]

imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian