[lacy-michele]

[theproblematicblogger]

The harambe jokes are as dead as harambe. You somehow managed to kill that ape twice I hope you all are happy.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

dicks out for dicks out for harambe

[thegartersociety]

“I love my body, and I would never change anything about it. I’m not asking you to like my body. I’m just asking you to let me be me. Because I’m going to influence a girl who does look like me, and I want her to feel good about herself. I have this platform that other people don’t have. I think it’s important, especially as a woman, to stand up for who you are and what you believe in - and not back down.”

[fitnessandflannels-deactivated2]

[languageoclock]

what do we want? 
improved foreign language education in English speaking countries

when do we want it? 
when we’re younger and have better neuroplasticity

[aheapofgarbage]

[simonwang]

my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW

[otterologist-blog]

Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying

[styro-sometimes]

Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

*distant screaming* *excited screeching, coming closer* *deep breath in* *SCREAM*

[ayellowbirds]

Adorable yet cacophonic.

[solaraaa]

Me when i haven’t seen my friends in a while.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[someone brings up a thing i love]

me: haha, yeah

me: but seriously, do you have six hours to talk about this because I have Some Thoughts-

[bemmaline]

In case anyone needed it (like me) here are my favorite Bernie post daycare looks

[incunabulaire-deactivated201607]

If the Internet wasn’t created for content like this, we’re using it wrong.

[lacy-michele]

IT WAS CREATED EXACTLY FOR CONTENT LIKE THIS

[agirlandhisplatypus]

[newhologram]

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

[vulgareconomics]

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

[guavasaur-deactivated20141002]

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

[edwardspoonhands]

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

[coldswarkids]

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

[fyp-psychology]

Free yourself from the illusion of good and bad days. Labeling time makes us nostalgic of the past and demanding of the future. There is only here and now. Let it be.

Ram Dass (via herpaperweight)

[lacy-michele]

Thanks everybody for the help regarding track distance! Uh Stay tuned for next week's trivia question!

[lacy-michele]

Hey y'all I need your help.

I’m not super familiar with running on high school tracks, but if what I’m thinking is somehow correct, then I just ran a mile in 5:17.

Which would be like, over a 3 minute PR, which sounds absolutely impossible. If that was the case I feel like I should be heading to the fucking Crossfit Games.

I don’t run very often and if you’ll recall a few weeks ago I posted about running on this track for the first time and my 400m time was all off from what I was used to running at my box’s (apparently incorrect) 400m route. My best my time EVER was 7:24.

The only things that have changed since I last ran on the track was that I 1) bought actual RUNNING SHOES since the last time I ran in nanos literally fucked up my feet for two weeks afterward and 2) I started running in what I THINK is the 800m Lane (lane number 6)?

My problem is I’ve never run a fucking 5 minute mile in my life so I feel like I did something wrong. Is lane number 6 (pictured above) not actually 800m per lap? I also took a picture of lane number 2 (above) which is 400m which I think is saying that 4x would be a mile?

Something is wrong. So help me figure out what I did wrong because I am not Chris fucking Henshaw. Is every lap the same distance? If so why does it say 800m?!

Tagging people who might be able to help: @notesontheheavier  @micro-human

@heymikewaskom @incunabulaire      aaaand anyone else

[youthcub]

[lacy-michele]

Yo. Lauren Fisher in 1st place at the California regional tho.

[sobeitjayt]

You gotta accept that some people just dont want you 

[sobeitjayt]

and that they out they damn mind cause you a great catch

[follow-for-motivation]

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.

(via follow-for-motivation)

[lacy-michele]

@notesontheheavier lololol I will never be a ~runner~ but since I'm a Broke B who quit her job it's the only fitness (read: phatness) I can do for free. 😔 Also: DO TELL.