Happy Taste Good

michael | it/he | 24 | creator of the "piss bucket challenge"

[dogpuppy]

[pangur-and-grim]

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

[ssajin]

@pangur-and-grim ?

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[pangur-and-grim]

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

[pangur-and-grim]

[charlesoberonn]

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

[charlesoberonn]

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

[charlesoberonn]

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

[hyperlexichypatia]

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.

[blandandtasteless]

This feels like calibrating my normal detector

[bisexualgarrus]

ok, here’s my uquiz: which type of love interest would you be in a dating simulator? :)

[epilepticsaints]

[punishedsaints]

This image was the reason Tumblr terminated my blog.

[fallingtowers]

in golden age comics when people got injured they'd be like "zounds! i'm injured! i have to get back to my secret lair so i can dress my wounds! there's no time to waste! evil never sleeps... and it won't wait for me to recuperate, either!" and these days their speech bubbles will just get really scrunkly and they'll say some shit like "khff... hff..."

[fallingtowers]

in the future comics will be a nonvisual medium conveyed entirely via ant pheromones

[cecilias-cool-stuff]

Never stop hating

[evilscientist3]

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

[jame7t]

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

[wizardshark]

[purplegfdgirl]

WHAT HAPPENED HERE

[evilscientist3]

the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart

[pimientosdulces]

odonata

[crystaljackal]

Tit 4 tat

[junglejim4322]

Some of the edgiest queers in the world who constantly talk about romanticizing cannibalism and gore is punk or whatever will turn into the literal pope when confronted with anything realistic having to do with sex like im sorry but people fuck in the park at night sometimes always have and always will and you’re going to have to go about your life without advocating for them to be skinned alive in Alcatraz

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i made you a cookie but i fucked it with my penis until there was nothing

[aflo]

can we all just take a break from posting

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

yeah sure i need to go make another cookie anyway

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

not again

[stargazinglesbian]

horse archie: do you think betty and veronica will still love me when im in horse prison

horsehead: archie you need to listen to me. theyre trying to send you to the glue factory.

[keenbugg]

they got ads for nothing now

[sadhopz]

smoking that shit that made halo reach