Jay Henry.

I'm great at coming up with pick up lines. It's my one and only talent. Also I'm a monster of a human being. Oh yeah, I also sometimes play music.

[catchymemes]

[girlsclothes-deactivated2023030]

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

[likedafish]

A middle aged coworker asked me “dont you LoooOovvvEE wearing linen in spring time???” And I said fuck no im 22 when have I ever touched linen

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

people talk about women being ‘emotional’ and ‘overreacting,’ but you don’t see a woman making an arch-nemesis out of an albino whale and obsessively chasing it down like a lunatic for 585 pages

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

welcome to high fantasy land, where there are 382 species of elves but no black characters

[starscream-moved-blog]

tomorrow’s the big day

[fishandbikes]

My favorite thing about this post is that I have seen it DOZENS of times, if not close to a hundred times, and never, at any point, has it matched the date of April 13th

[surfing-pikachu-deactivated2017]

when new memes start rolling in after almost a month of nothing

[noisemx]

Jason Brammer - PBR Octopus mural. Chicago, Illinois.

Photo snapped by a friend (Meghan Barthel).

[ladiescallmeswoop]

Yiiisssss

[samurottinhell]

[ladiescallmeswoop]

800ug

Listen to 800ug by Jay Henry #np on #SoundCloud

[yesterdaysprint]

Kentucky Advocate, Danville, Kentucky, July 21, 1931

You’re sweet, I said. No, I’m not. Yes, you are. I’m not. You are. I’m not. All right, I said. You’re not. Let’s go outside and have a drink.

[historicaltimes]

Ernest Hemingway kicking a beer can, 1959. Photograph by John Bryson.

via reddit

[acoolguy]

they fucking killed him

[bibliotheksbewohnerin]

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

[newusernamepending]

Honestly this post has been on my mind all day. Those weird destructosinks for people with too much money are apparently common in America. And Americans get defensive over them.

Well don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink.

[lizardsexposed]

hOLY SHIT WHAT IF U TRY AND CLEAN THE PLUG AND TURN IT ON IM SO SCARED

[thirtythreethirtyfive-deactivat]

Okay it took me for-fucking-ever to figure out wtf you guys are talking about are you talking about garbage disposals? Like down the drain??

[lizardsexposed]

with the spinny knives

[cannabisbutch]

No knives, just a dull piece of spinny metal.

[lizardsexposed]

you realise it takes the same amount of force to cut thru a carrot as a finger

[doggirlsnout-deactivated2021062]

i dont know what you do over there but we usually don’t stick our hands in our sink drains

[rosekin]

who’s going around fisting sinks anyway

[grilledcheesesamus]

“don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink”

is that person saying they fuck kitchen sinks? is that what I just read? they put their dick in the sink’s drain and they fuck it?

[rosekin]

dont sinkshame

[newusernamepending]

Child. Wean means child.

[m-to-the-6th-power]

Okay, so you put your CHILD in a sink and stuff them down the drain? That’s… that’s definitely worse.

[kawaiiorc]

This post is an experiance.

[annlarimer]

I’m pretty sure it takes way more effort to cut through a finger than a carrot. Because bones.

[lilacblossoms]

WHO IS STICKING THEIR HANDS INTO GARBURATORS

[brehaaorgana]

I love that Canadians call garbage disposals garburators

[warriortomaiden]

Why are you sticking your fucking kids down the drain???

[tennantbutt]

​she’s turned the weans against us

[relentlessly-ace-deactivated201]

RELENTLESSLY GAY

[frostbackcat-deactivated2021031]

I have goals for when I get a yard.

[thetrippytrip]

Even in death you cannot respect a woman enough to use her name. How disgusting.

[canecadet]

Jesus fucking Christ. She was a real life WARRIOR and the only thing these people value is her physical aesthetic. You have got to be fucking kidding me.

[amorphousrex]

I cannot fucking believe this, she was a 19-year-old Kurdish woman with a name. NINETEEN-fucking-years-old and she led an all-female battalion against known ISIS groups in Syria, and they comment on her appearance before her rank, her age and don’t even use her fucking name? RIP Asia Ramazan Antar, you will be remembered.

[kurtadi-deactivated20210504]

[lolfactory]

[fukthisurl-blog]

His face. I’m dead

[crimsonsag-deactivated20170812]

Is this How To Catch a Predator or Jeopardy