John Carpenter's Girl Thing @lady-petrafye - Tumblr Blog

1five1two

the-real-seebs

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

zoazoaa

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

snapscube

Why does everything have to happen in the meantime? Why can't it happen in the nicetime??

you might be the most enlightened person on the planet

gasolineweirdo

so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason

captainhaterade

Found this on instagram and now I’m gonna be singing it all day:

(@thepacificpals on insta)

variablejabberwocky

@rainbowbarnacle a new earworm for you

eremitical

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

oneheadtoanother

ampervadasz

6qubed

get forcefield'd idiot

dreadwedge

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

dreadwedge

mature content

theehorsepusssy

digihowl

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

doggirl-girlcock

Album in order is a beautiful girl and she wants to give you a special kind of kiss through the ears

catchymemes

wumbreon

May we all know decadence such as this

diamantefangs

xeansicemane

This is kinda ominous ngl

vexwerewolf

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

wherefore-whinnies

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]