[lady-under-the-mountain]

Say hello to Blackish kinda purple!

[lady-under-the-mountain]

Ha, ha, and what would you do with that knowledge? 😉 I feel bad not telling you. 😞 I think you'd just be disappointed once you know. 😳

Awwww Don’t feel bad hun! If you feel better that way then you stay Anon I’m not going to force you into something your not comfortable with! You tell me when you want to, Okay?

[lady-under-the-mountain]

Nuuuuuuuu. 😯 I can't. 😶 Just every time I see you I get the urge to tell you how I feel. You're so beautiful and fun and delightful and mean so much to me. 😄😊💗 So just some secret messages to brighten your day. 😁

Awwwww! :( Please? I wanna know who you are hun! Your such a sweet heart!

[lady-under-the-mountain]

Damn Son...Baron Corbin in the Black Craft Shirt on Smackdown right now...UGH

[lady-under-the-mountain]

I have such a big crush on you. 😊😍💗💗💗

Aw Hun come off Anon! <3

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

the rumors are true: im soft and i just want to be loved

[wallisninety-six]

Fun things to do when Donald is inaugurated

Never, EVER call him “president”, it strips the most powerful title in the world away from him and it will drive him insane, call him “Klansman” “Bozo” “Jackass” just anything BUT president

NEVER call him “Trump”, instead, do as John Oliver made popular, call him “Drumpf” it strips away the power of “Trump” (there’s Chrome and Firefox extensions to help change any “Trump” to “Drumpf”)

Vote in the 2018 mid-term elections. Fill it up with Democrats so his life will be made a living hell (and hopefully impeached)

Be proud of whatever the hell you are, whether it be Hispanic, Black, LGBT, poor, young a woman, just be proud in the fact that you are everything that Jackass Drumpf isn’t

Do everything you can to have the fucking Electoral College get rid of (it’s fucked us over too many times and is un-democratic)

Get your ass out to vote in the 2020 Democratic primaries and election, get his ass out of office with someone who actually represents America

Make fun of him and mock him to no end

[coltonclay]

As much as i love the #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain initiative, I also like the Benedict Cumberbatch approach where you just bungle up his name into something silly like Doorbell Trombone or Dillweed TootyPoot

[soloontherocks]

i for one support and believe in our next president Dogknob TumTums

[snakecats-deactivated20151123]

[jumex]

[bisnufkin-deactivated20171213]

my dream job is being the guy that shoots the hole into each individual cheerio with a handgun

[lady-under-the-mountain]

Me, trying to open up to my friends: I feel sad

Them: aw :(

Me: okay I'm never doing that again

[lady-under-the-mountain]

Guess who now has instagram! ashleyzombiequeen my Instagram! Add me!

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[furbearingbrick]

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

[animelunatic]

Love you

[twitterlols]

[pdlcomics]

Ideas

[lady-under-the-mountain]

My reaction to The Walking Dead Midseason Finale: