The Lady is a Bast-ard

I watch too much TV, drink too much Pepsi, spend way too much time on my Xbone, and have no attention span. LOOK! Tom Selleck!

[jajaneenee]

[enigma-complex]

you kids wanna buy some drugs

[ladybast]

Very important content.

[wndasmaximoffs]

[kuntsuragi]

captain america coming out of the ice like

[plainsonglady]

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

every playlist on 8tracks

“For the nights when you can’t stop thinking about him” Me:…………………………..who….

[auto-matic-stop]

him

[thejgatsbykid]

the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”

[madlori]

benjamin and gerrold’s

[playwithdinos]

@aethersphere

[itsaudreynotaubrey]

This will never NOT be funny

[thesuncaptain]

@sweetlew39 @kissjelly @hamst3rific

[bigdipper24]

The desperation and panic in his crew mate’s voice is so REAL!

[ladybast]

As a player of Sea of Thieves I can attest that this is exactly how shit goes down.

[babyanimalgifs]

[ladybast]

And I'm ded.

[20cheeseomelette]

[ladybast]

It's funny because I know you, and it's true, but still those jokes are funny.

[armorbird-archive]

honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

[armorbird-archive]

big fucking mood

[pbd]

cursed notes

[armorbird-archive]

PLEAS IM BEGGI

[gabsy]

[ladybast]

This just got better and better.

[ahsoakaaa-deactivated20180602]

someone: kylo ren is redeemable!

me:

[wtiski]

[princesstigerbelle]

Chub

[disgustinganimals]

get a job

[ladybast]

His job is radiator repair. Can't you see he's working?

[tastefullyoffensive]

[ladybast]

Same.

[whataslayeris]

I would’ve left it in the car, but I really don’t trust this neighborhood.

[ladybast]

Backpack life.

[aliensnipe]

What if there were women’s cleanliness products that were marketed the way Old Spice stuff is? Like they had names like “Lioness” and “Sycamore” and “Wildfire” and “Hunter’s Moon” and they were touted as making you smell like a warrior queen who does not suffer fools and conquers all she beholds

[trixie-ren-deactivated20191028]

HELLO LADIES

have you felt the primal call of the unmerciful sea calling you to strike down those who would defy you? no? well if you stopped using overpriced flower-scented body wash and switched to SEA HAG, you might. 

look down.

back up. where are you? you’re a siren, bare-breasted and shrieking as you lure the unwary to their doom on the rocks below. and you smell amazing. 

what’s in your hand? back at me. it’s a vial of skin-nourishing ingredients, derived from the seaweed you used to strangle a hated foe. it does wonders for your skin tone and resilience, and we all can agree that we will need that resilience in the coming war.

look again: the seaweed is now a formal apology from the last man who unnecessarily tried to explain something to you.

anything is possible when you smell like a vengeful sea witch and embrace your own rage. i’m on a narwhal. 

[gif87a-com]

[leolomir-blog]

Bleeeeugh om niom niomniom blereegh

[caffeinatedcorvid]

@bruvebanner

[the-vampire-inside-me-deactivat]

I need to reblog this!

[gayelectro]

Dude I was crying over dumb family drama and then THIS had me wheezing, thank you

[sophmounty]

📣 Un-mute to save a life 🤣😂

[dreadwolfpupy]

[visja]

buttbaby

[deadcrushing]

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

[the-british-pineapple]

this works so well…please watch 

[ladybast]

Well this is just fucking magic.

[trust-me-im-satan]

owning a cat is hearing things crash during the night and deciding its a problem for tomorrow you