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Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays to all! 🎄 https://www.instagram.com/p/CJN7OrhDl0m/?igshid=1giimldsf36il

This legitimately makes me sick to my stomach. I literally can’t read stuff by Rowling anymore. Her evil notions mean I simply can’t be involved in her fandom anymore.

I’m a writer. I hope to be an author someday. The idea of being a writer, of writing a book and sending it out into the world, is that you’re supposed to be making an impression on the world. The story you’re telling, is something to inspire, to bring a worldview that a reader may not previously have considered. If this is JK Rowling’s idea of inspiration, or the kind of worldview she wants to represent to people, then I’m ashamed to have ever spent money on anything she wrote or represents.

Only good side, fanfic writers are pairing off Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy all the time. I’d love to see her face if she ever comes across any of them.

JK Rowling's new Cormoran Strike book, Troubled Blood, is about a cis male serial killer who dresses as a woman to murder cis women.

#trans people are people #StandforLGBTQRights

This would’ve been a better ending to season 8. 🤣🤣🤣 https://www.instagram.com/p/B16jy05ppyf/?igshid=l5dqkyabzk6b

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The signs as season 8 making zero sense:

Aries: Bronn casually walking up to Winterfell to have a small talk with Tyrion and Jaime, then proceeding to not show up until the end of e6.

Taurus: ‘what do dragons eat anyway?’ ‘whatever they want’ bitch wat.

Gemini: Sansa betraying Jon the moment she could?

Cancer: literally 3 full minutes of Jon just riding a dragon.

Leo: Bran ending up as king when the only true heir is Gendry who was RIGHT THERE.

Virgo: The Long Night lasting ,like, 4 hours.

Libra: Arya not getting the ending she deserved (ahem Gendry ahem)

Scorpio: Daenerys turning mad in the span of 1.3 episodes.

Sagittarius: Jaime leaving brienne in order to die with Cersie, without even being the one to kill her.

Capricorn: Tyrion being a dumbass for 6 episodes straight.

Aquarius: Edmure Tully thinking he’s still relevant.

Pisces: the unsullied going to Naath even though people who aren’t from Naath can’t survive there, because of all of the poisonous butterflies in there!!!!!!!!

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👆👆👆👆

ladybladewarangel

Sagittarius! And I’m proud of it. 🤣

sistertaxon

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

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this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

kittyknowsthings

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?

systlin

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”

totohoy-blog

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

systlin

I mean.

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”

musicalhell

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

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Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

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This post is a blessing

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kitvalkyrie

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

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Rebloging just for that last add.

ladybladewarangel

Crying with laughter here!

So, despite all the Game of Thrones criticism that’s been flying around, it seems like most people didn’t hate the White Book scene at the e

I don’t know who wrote this article. Apparently they have a Tumblr. I totally want to follow them! Best depiction of the way D&D ruined Jaime and Brienne that I’ve seen yet! We even get a Larry and Carol mention! Love this person! 👊☺️👍

For all the DBZ fans! 🤣👍 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz8sILHJ6Z-/?igshid=suhxqb6sjvwq

Can anyone guess where I am? 🤣🤣🤣 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz5CAPFJZyw/?igshid=ejcrw7fugxvn

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May I ask for some fun Renly headcanons, because there is hate in his tag again, and I'm sure lots of folks beyond me would appreciate it.

- his deepest secret is that he thinks up some of his witty quips ahead of time. sometimes he’ll wake up in the middle of the night and run to write something down and loras is like “babe what’s wrong” and renly’s like “i’m gonna tell littlefinger that his tiny beard looks like a rat’s tail it’s gonna be so funny”

- like 80% of why he hates the lannisters is because they’re the only house that consistently outserves him when it comes to fashion. one time cersei & jaime show up to a feast in a matching cloth-of-gold gown and doublet with ruby beading around the collars and renly turns to stannis and is like “why can’t you and i ever pull fucking incredible coordinated looks like that” and stannis in his usual all-black ensemble is like “renly i know my concepts”

- after their bedding ceremony he and margaery (who tbh i headcanon as a lesbian) started shouting stuff through the door like “oh renly you beast ravish me where i stand!” and “margaery you sly vixen at least wait till we’re in bed!” to convince the people still in the hall that they were totally consummating the marriage. they’re like this is definitely what straight people sound like right

- he always gives loras his favor to wear before tourneys even though he has to hide it under his armor. and then whenever he wins renly’s like “wow… my impact”

- sometimes he catches himself grinding his teeth when he’s annoyed and is always SO horrified. he’s like “loras if i ever start going bald you need to kill me” and loras of course refuses so renly goes to willas and tells him “if my hairline recedes even an inch i need you to put me down like one of your lame horses” and willas is like “ok :)”

ladybladewarangel

Dying of laughter! 🤣🤣🤣

So... Detective Pikachu Cocoa! 👊🤣👍 https://www.instagram.com/p/ByiqaaKpLNz/?igshid=q9yvse9i8bxd

GAME OF THRONES warrior Brienne of Tarth has proven herself to be tougher than most of the men in Westeros, but that doesn’t mean she hasn

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Dear Anyone Who Hates Cats

My cat literally sleeps next to my face until she thinks I’m asleep and then she’ll move to the end of my bed. If I wake up at night she’ll go back up to me head and stay with me until I fall asleep again. In the morning she’ll follow me when I call her. She’s a precious lil nugget.