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she/they lesbian who logs on once a year to laugh at herself

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Am I doing this girlfriend thing right?

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um so its been many years since this post and turns out im a lesbian

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This is what democracy looks like

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Dear Anyone Who Hates Cats

My cat literally sleeps next to my face until she thinks I’m asleep and then she’ll move to the end of my bed. If I wake up at night she’ll go back up to me head and stay with me until I fall asleep again. In the morning she’ll follow me when I call her. She’s a precious lil nugget.

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hey all I made this post in 7th grade and people have been coming at my life because of it. First of all, it ain’t that deep. Please stop getting mad at me because I like my cat I’m not trying to convince you that you’re wrong I just like my cat. ALSO I know all cats are not like my cat. My cat is a shelter cat who was abandoned by her previous family on the highway when she was one. She’s been through a lot so the fact that she is so loving is a miracle. When we got her she was 5 pound she’s up to 10 now and it’s happy and healthy. So please stop coming at my life thanks bro

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Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

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this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

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JEFFERE STAR IS TRASH. CAITLYN JENNER IS TRASH. BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN DEGRADE THEM WITH TRANSPHOBIC OR HOMOPHOBIC SLURS.

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my siblings tell me to shut up when I’m not even talking

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My brother pulled a knife on me last week cause I asked him to do the dishes

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Jackpot

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This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

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I lost count

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This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

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Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

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Couldn’t hurt

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LGBTBCIAHTFFACTNG

Lesbian, gay, bisexual, two bros chillin’ in a hot tub five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay

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I’m trying to raise $200 of my $500 tuition from this amazing leadership training program I’m trying to go back to. I’m class president (hopefully election results come Monday but I was in the lead Friday) and would like to further my knowledge. They’re an amazing inclusive program that’s a week long overnight. I’d cry if you could help me out. Even $5 helps!

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I'm trying to raise $200 of my $500 tuition from this amazing leadership training program I'm trying to go back to. I'm class president (hopefully election results come Monday but I was in the lead Friday) and would like to further my knowledge. They're an amazing inclusive program that's a week long overnight. I'd cry if you could help me out. Even $5 helps!

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I'm trying to raise $200 of my $500 tuition from this amazing leadership training program I'm trying to go back to. I'm class president (hopefully election results come Monday but I was in the lead Friday) and would like to further my knowledge. They're an amazing inclusive program that's a week long overnight. I'd cry if you could help me out. Even $5 helps!

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cishet male feminists can be some of the worst mansplainers of all

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Dear Anyone Who Hates Cats

My cat literally sleeps next to my face until she thinks I’m asleep and then she’ll move to the end of my bed. If I wake up at night she’ll go back up to me head and stay with me until I fall asleep again. In the morning she’ll follow me when I call her. She’s a precious lil nugget.

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idk it’s still a bad musical

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS. THIS IS A SHITPOST I MADE AT 4 AM WHEN I WAS 15

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I love her sm tbh.

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She did that!!!!!!!

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A true icon

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I KNOW THIS KID WHO CLAIMS TO BE REALLY ITALIAN AND JUST FUCKING ASKED ME WHAT KIND IF NAME GIUSEPPE IS. LIKE YOURE ITALIAN ITS S COMMON NAME EVEN FUCKING @arbysoffical KNOWS THE NAME GIUSEPPE

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Am I doing this girlfriend thing right?

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I FOUND THIS OLD PIC OF MY BOY AND ITS ICONIC (and yes he did accidentally date his cousin, they're 12th cousins but it's still fun for me to make fun)