Yeet McGeet

sarcasm, happiness, and a crappy immune system - that sums it up

[ladybug187]

you know that feeling when you wanna contribute something to the conversation?but then you’re like nah because it just doesn’t feel like enough to justify you adding.yea that feeling stinks.

[ladybug187]

vampires....but every time they bite someone, it sounds like crunching an apple

[ladybug187]

I want to be on Dancing With the Stars, but like, when I’m really old so people excuse my bad dancing and chock it up to age.

[ladybug187]

I wanna marry someone famous, but not like movie star/singer famous. More like professional baseball player famous.

[ladybug187]

I think a lot about how when the parents of the little girl I babysit asked if I smoked/vaped, they instead of me just saying no, I emphatically went on about how I don’t and don’t understand smoking, etc.

.....then later saw their vape pens.....

[ladybug187]

So I'm at the McDonald's window paying for my food, and this guy has the NERVE to tell me to have a good week ... Okay, Greg, you know as well as I do that you're gonna be seeing my ass here long before next week ordering the same thing. You can't escape me as long as you have those salty fries of goodness.

[everythingfox]

Is this what hell looks like

[shock]

wish I could show this to someone in 1905 and make them throw up

[ladybug187]

The music is what gets me because just slight wrong

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

My kink is cooking in front of my friends who know which knife is made for what and forcing them to watch me use the wrong one for the wrong thing

[gallusrostromegalus]

Use a cheese grater for tomatoes.

[simonalkenmayer]

You’ll burn in hell for this.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

*panting outrageously: I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD

[simonalkenmayer]

I never saw this either, but it still stands as true.

If there is a God, then this is the one law inviolate.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Pasta machine does a great job flattening meats for Scallopini or Schnitzel.

[stevefroggers]

Is no one freaking out a little bit that someone printed this off professionally to make a beautiful poster? 

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh that was me and that’s actually handwritten with ink dip pen 

[13242567-deactivated20210306]

[theclownhas4eyes]

Blocking/Hating someone just because they have different taste and they like different things than you sounds problematic

[13242567-deactivated20210306]

[glumshoe]

Sometimes people will ask me things like “Oh no! I had a sexy dream with someone I’m not attracted to! What does it mean?”

Chances are, absolutely nothing. Sometimes your brain just churns out garbage because it can. Don’t worry about it.

[paulblart-mallgoth-deactivated2]

The only sex dreams I’ve ever had were about Belle’s dad from beauty and the beast (shower sex) and a genuinely traumatizing dream about Mozart

[glumshoe]

oh

[wizardposting666]

@paulblart-mallgoth Okay but are we talking like. Live action Belle’s dad? Because Kevin Kline is genuinely quite dashing, in an odd sort of way. Or are we talking Cartoon Belle’s Dad. Because like. Then the best I can tell you is your subconscious decided to play out a real life shitpost in the dreamscape.

[paulblart-mallgoth-deactivated2]

No it was cartoon Maurice and he was very flexible

[glumshoe]

I changed my mind. Most sex dreams are nonsense garbage but this specific one actually does reveal your inner truths.

[bunkey]

hey tumblr witches can one of yall teach me to cast fireball so i can kill my boss

[normal-horoscopes]

DISSOLVE SOME STYROFOAM IN GASOLINE IT MAKES NAPALM

[peel-a-potato-with-a-potato]

Now hold on, isn’t that more science than magic? Or is there a lesson you’re trying to teach here about the two?

[normal-horoscopes]

POTION OF EXPLODE YOUR BOSS

[agripinaafalls]

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

well i’ll be damned

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

welp

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

SHE DID THAT !

[taurusgodmother]

IF YOURE NOT GOING THIS HARD FOR BLACK WOMEN YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY

[stephrc79]

Every time…every TIME this is on my dash, I read it all the way thru before reblogging. And you should too. THIS is how you ally. Respect yourself by raising the women around you who deserve that same level of respect.

Respect yourself. Respect your sisters. Never settle for the fuckboys who look to drag us ALL down. ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

[notcrazylimitededition]

[disneyadaptations]

Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)

[micromys]

One of my favorite things about this scene was that by this point, these three animal actors were so fond of each other that the trainers really didn’t have to do much work to make them go to each other like this. They were really that happy to see each other! 

[hearthawk]

That made this so much better!

[pukicho]

People always talk about how crazy a dystopian world would be but I’ll be real, we’re already a solid 23% dystopian

[ladybug187]

Big mood

[ladybug187]

Me: *posting cute photos of my happy child and I doing cool things online*

Also me: *sitting on the floor at 1am eating leftover takeout with a pile of laundry needing to be folded on the bed next to child*

[ladybug187]

Not everyone can have good eyebrows, some of us have to be fake

[ladybug187]

*watching Barbie Swan Lake* *5yr old points at Odile* I like her. Me: I dont. 5yr old: Why? Me: She's evil. 5yr old: I like her. Me: Thats because you're evil. 5yr old: Yep.