my teeth are sweating

you dont need to be attractive, when youre as hilarious as i am

[setheverman]

lady gaga was right. stop telephoning me.

[kushblazer666]

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

[batteredhilt]

[modern-alebrije]

[amateur]

[xoxoxogossipgirlll]

me: i don’t really like m&m peanuts, i think they’re overrated

eminem fan appears literally out of nowhere: you just dont get it man, there’s two sides to him, yes he raps about killing women and violently abusing them some times but thats just slim shady. his alter ego! its not really him. other times, he raps about his daugther and how much he loves her. you dont get it… u dont understand, you’re just judging him based on his extremely violent and disturbing lyrics. he’s actually a good guy and you’re a judgemental prick!!!!!!

[unclefather]

[wonderfullyvillainous-deactivat]

Every song should start with “It’s Britney, Bitch”

[notemily]

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Girl what am I being sold here?

[regularlesbian]

Solidarity

[largedad]

[sloppystyle]

[karsfeels-deactivated20140503]

[dunyun-rings]

Don’t let another person ruin your day

ruin your own damn day

[robthehuman2]

[peuis]

Pope: *flips hair* bitch first of all

[monica-geller]

[burnhham]

[bob-belcher]