Ginger is the New Blonde

Nixie. 20. Thespian. Bartender. Ginger. Vegan. Clumsy af (and somehow still a bartender). Bi. Recently active again

[deansurvived]

Actual conversation I just had

[jessicamiriamdrew]

My 7 year old son: So if a boy likes another boy, he’s gay?

Me: Maybe. But it’s not just gay or straight. There’s lots of things a person can be.

My son, nodding wisely: Like Jewish.

[huffylemon]

every other youtuber: *channel inevitably dies due to scandal* 

jenna marbles: “we found out that my dog has a soap fetish, so here’s him reviewing different soap brands + we made him bed out of soap bars”

[moghedien]

I read a short story where a woman character “always looked forward to her period” because it was “a reminder of her womanness” and YES! The story WAS in fact written by a male!

[moghedien]

*my uterus hits the self destruct button and tissue and blood begins falling out of my vagina*

*music drops*

*Shania Twain voice* Let’s Go Girls

[justejauraisaimeetreprevenue]

don’t measure a woman’s worth by her clothes - terre des femmes

[ocheano]

THIS NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED SO FREAKING MUCH, TODAY PEOPLE CALLED ME WHORE BECAUSE I WAS WEARING A SKIRT AND WE ARE IN SUMMER, IT’S SO HOT IN THIS COUNTRY AND I HAVE TO USE PANTS SO GUYS DON’T GET ” DISTRACTED ” respect girls

[brunhiddensmusings]

you may notice not one of those words is positive, not even neutral its a game where there are no correct answers, just different ways to be told you are invalid, wrong, and should be ashamed. thats a shitty game to force people to play

[trans-advice]

toxic gender roles: yet another reason why “passing” is weird

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

“why don’t young people go out and–”

because we’re tired, Sharon. 

[beckexe]

I can’t even express with words how atrociously exhausted I am on a daily basis.

[satansonmyside]

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

[whyisntketchupasmoothie]

When Lorde said “I care for myself the way I used to care about you”? That’s one of the most healing things I’ve ever heard like wow that woman really hit me in the heart with that one

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

Seriously. What on earth could a 3 yr old do to “warrant” a gun to the chest???

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Apparently they were in the process of arresting her mother (whom they beat while handcuffed, naturally), also pointed the gun at the head of the child’s grandmother, and pointed the gun at her when she did what any toddler would do and started wailing. The incident gave her one of the worst cases of child PTSD the expert they assigned has ever seen and she’ll need therapy well into her adult years. 

Anyone with even a passing knowledge of gun safety knows that you do not point a gun at anyone you are not willing to kill. So best case scenario these officers were grossly incompetent and worst case they were willing to kill a child for crying. This settlement is the least they deserve.

[siacherry]

^^^^ reblogging for the extra info

[boys-girls-i-cant-help-it-baby]

Concept: looking at open houses with your significant other and planning your home together

[vampiressux]

bandersnatch? no im playing far far away idol from shrek 2 (2004)

[rosalielesbianhale]

petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.

[beeefy]

john: (walks into the classroom)

edward: 

john:

[eddieswan]

don’t u mean

[littletinysmallmouse-deactivate]

“I’m the world’s most dangerous predator, Bella. Every thing about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. As if I would need any of that… as if you could out run me… as if you could fight me off. I’m designed to kill.”

[mtndewbajablast]

do kids these days know abt numa numa

[mtndewbajablast]

do kids these days know about aqua’s “barbie girl”

[cryptidclub]

do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

do kids these days know about “Blue” by Eiffel 65

[fangirltothefullest]

DO THEY KNOW ABOUT CASCADA’S “EVERY TIME WE TOUCH”?

[willietheshakes]

Dogs on TV always look so stiff. Like they’re supposed to be just sitting there but you can tell that the dog is like “!!!! Am good boy!!! Am hold position!!! Am look off stage at handler!!! Hi handler!!! Ready your finest treats for the good boy!!!”

[wickedpissahnerd]

My favorite are dogs who are supposed to be fierce but are so clearly playing at it. Just dubbing in growls can’t change that butt-wiggle of “I’m doing THE THING and soon I’ll get PRAISE and play with MY TOY”

[willietheshakes]

Yes. This too.

[lentilswitheverything]

In the Lion the Witch and the Wardobe movie (the one with Tilda Swinton, not the BBC one) the wolves all have CGI tails. Because they’re actually Malamute or Huskie crosses and wouldn’t stop wagging their goddamn tails all the time because they were so excited to be playing with all these nice people on this nice set with their nice handlers just out of shot holding lots of nice sausage.

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

A few weeks ago a 15-year-old called me “Grandma” for being able to remember when the first Twilight film came out, and I still haven’t mentally or emotionally processed this

[breakingisabella]

tag the age u were when twilight came out (2008) i was ten

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Does she fancy me?

Or is she just being friendly?

My favourite game

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: she fancies me

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: She’s my girlfriend

[silverspectrumm]

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: We live together

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: We just got our first house 🏡

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: Here’s us with our first Christmas Tree

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update: Here’s a little doodle of us I had commissioned for her birthday

[aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor]

Update, we’re engaged

[zealousflower]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

[gokuma]

REBLOG TO BE FINALLY HAPPY

[biaesthetc]

this twentybiteen, i hope all the lovely bisexuals out there find love, happiness, and some goddamn money

[king]

i asked my bf to make me some fucking hot chocolate and the entire time he was trying to remember that one harry potter spell about turning water to rum anyway he came in with my drink and he just goes “eye of newt, sperm of groot” and i dont remember the rest becasue i just burst into tears