The Nerd With a Mission.

I am here to give you nostalgia.

[kylo-is-sad]

When you're on the council but do not get the rank of master.

Art by @jbcasacop on Instagram.

[ruinedchildhood]

[puniper]

[renxamamiya]

A NEW FOE HAS APPEARED!

[guilherme-rm]

Metroid retro comicbook #1

I made little skeches for issues representing Metroids 1-4 and ZM, if this gets notes I’ll probably do them.

[movie-gifs]

Spaceballs (1987) dir. Mel Brooks

[ladygeekbree]

#tbt❤️ to my first cosplay, when I went to #jafax to do my #zerosuitsamus outfit! Back in 2013. https://www.instagram.com/p/BzMr9dVgA4J/?igshid=lffaq3no5if2

[neonmanatee]

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

[grossnational]

Florida man stumps neighbors by covering home in aluminum foil

TARPON SPRINGS, Fla. - Polish artist and Tarpon Springs resident Piotr Janowski recently covered his home, including the concrete driveway and the surrounding palm trees, in sheets of aluminum foil.

The project, entitled “402 Ashland Ave”, is intended to make people think in uncommon ways about common goods.

[puppy95]

For protection

[angelbabyspice]

against the aliens

[acquaintedwithrask]

okay but how did he get it so cleanly done

[threesideddream]

do you know how much chicken I could bake with this

[bigxdrew]

[young-blockchain]

[igotyoucupid]

Reblogged for the gifs

[yugovina]

Textile Design by Marija Kalentić, 1958-1960

[triforce-princess]

[sharkchunks]

[wadey-wilson]

cure for the writer’s block 

[plush-size-cutie]

[spoopling]

[tarmairons]

There’s a reason I can hear them, the Horcruxes. I think I’ve known for a while, and I think you have, too. — Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)

[throwbackblr]

[wholegrain-whore]

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