stellarborealiswolf 2.0

Lost old account. Alpha bitch by day, submissive pet by night. A real lady gives no fucks. Bite me, but be warned: I BITE BACK.

[some1s-somethings]

[ladygivesnofucks]

"This shit is bananas!"

Okay, but what if somebody ACTUALLY shat bananas?? 🤔

[fried-fuzzy-pickles]

“Age is just a number” means senior citizens can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means middle-aged people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means 30+ people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” is not an excuse to be a pedophile.

Nothing is an excuse to be a pedophile.

So don’t.

Just don’t.

[jasontoddschildbearinghips]

Also age is just a number refers to age gap couples in which both parties are adults

[cybrfang]

And one of those parties is not 18 and the other is 32

[thatadhdfeel]

team “if the rules don’t make sense i’m not going to follow them”

[yasfera2-deactivated20220905]

[ladygivesnofucks]

Seeing as you misspelled "a" I'd conclude that you are dead. R.I.P. (P.S., 9 from 21 is 21-9=12 ; you're welcome.)

[prideknights]

[prideknights]

Forcing schools to out students six weeks after learning about their sexual orientation puts LGBTQ+ youth in danger. Florida schools should be a place where kids feel supported, not scared. 

This bill already required schools to inform families that their children identify as LGBTQ+ upon coming out. Outing students was not a requirement when believed that doing so might lead to abuse, neglect, or abandonment. With this amendment, there is no longer a way around it.

This bill will force children to hide who they are in fear of being outed. Our youth will be at an even greater risk of abuse, neglect, and even homelessness. This bill is dangerous for LGBTQ+ students and harmful to education.

Florida’s Don’t Say Gay amendment is not okay. Do better, Ron DeSantis. 

Visit stopdesantis.org for more info.

[prideknights]

The final vote on this bill is today! (Thursday, feb 24, 2022) Reblog and contact your legislators to help make a difference!

[ladygivesnofucks]

So effed up! 😠🤬😠

[bunjywunjy]

okay so I'm curious now:

which one would be more dangerous when encountered in the wild: a sun bear, a polar bear, a grizzly, a spectacled bear, or a black bear?

THE POLAR BEAR, FULL STOP.

all of the other bears on that list may very well attack you with fatal results if they decide you're a threat or an interloper, but the polar bear is the one that WANTS to eat you, and if you're not careful, WILL eat you.

prey is scarce in the arctic and polar bears are big animals, so they've evolved to be long-distance stalking predators that will NEVER turn down a warm meaty meal, weird opposable thumbs or no!

if you see a polar bear in the arctic, even if you're with a group, take extra care the next few days to make sure that it's REALLY gone and not just following you at a distance to learn your habits and ambush you when you least expect it!

more than one arctic researcher didn't change up their routine often enough and opened the station door for their smoke break only to find a polar bear waiting for them patiently on the other side, at which point they were dragged off onto the ice and never seen again.

I would say it's a grizzly fate, but that pun would be simply unbearable.

[bogleech]

Wish there were more animals like this. You're always hearing "oh it's not a man-eater it's really quite nice" about every other beast. BORING. There should be an animal for every environment that always wants to eat people.

[auxanorex]

THIS

They are also aware that their nose is black and will cover it with their paws to hide it.

[qrgirl-deactivated20220303]

its really upsetting to me how the genuine and incredibly serious depictions of trauma and violence against women in twin peaks have been swept under the rug in favor of the modern trend of making “funny” memes about literally anything, i have never been so disgusted after looking at a tumblr tag after finishing a show. there is nothing wrong with jokes, let me be clear. but joking about a teen girls suffering at the hands of her father is, quite frankly, despicable, fiction or not.

i cant imagine watching the show, rewatching the show, talking at length about the show and thinking this sort of behavior is okay. and thats not even mentioning the incredibly misogynstic treatment of audrey horne, which is kind of the best example of the fandom sweeping shit under the rug. you cant go ANYWHERE twin peaks related without some guy commenting on how hot she is like, ok? shes pretty? shes also an incredibly naive, vulnerable 18 yr old girl who was neglected and used by her shitty father. (also fuck cooprey)

i just feel like most of the time the fans have no clue how true to life what they are watching is to many women and victims of abuse but its whatever ig.

[roach-works]

terrible years really make you understand the point of a new year. i know nothing much will have changed between dec 31 and jan 1, but we need to be able to partition off everything that’s happened to us, we need a moment to say, ‘that’s done, we’re done with it, it’s over’ and have a little hope that the future will be different. we need to be able to stop and take a breath and sing, in the middle of winter, and prepare ourselves for spring.

[enby-life]

Tips for kids online

Pseudonyms! Use them! Even if it’s a nickname, a favorite character’s name, a letter, your username, use a pseudonym. Especially if you have a unique name

Private information is PRIVATE. Last name, age, full birthday. Things that could be used to identify you should not be shared. Remember those “enter anyone’s name and learn everything about them” websites? They aren’t kidding around, and they’re dangerous.

Your house is your business. Don’t share your home address, school name, city, even sharing what state you live in could be risky. There’s no reason for people online to need to know this, there’s no reason for people online to ask for it. This is a red flag

Pictures are worth a thousand words. Take note of what’s in pictures you post. Can you see a state flag? A pet’s collar with a home address on it? Does that screenshot have your phone number in it? Be careful with EXACTLY what you post.

Once you post it, it’s not yours anymore. Anyone on the internet can share a post, take screenshots, repost to other websites, send to other people, etc. Once you post something, what happens to it is out of your hands. Make sure you be careful with what you post.

Face and voice can reveal a lot about you. They can reveal age, agab, in some cases they can be used to determine where you live (accents anyone?) be careful.

Please kids on the internet, BE SAFE. Remember these are strangers. Remember the internet is full of real people with their own motives and intentions. Remember that you can’t control the internet. Please please PLEASE be safe!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*me @ the demon under my bed* scoot over i wanna cuddle 

[meowing-velociraptor]

*me @ the shadows in the corner* come. I require hugs.

[lone-standing-tuft]

*me @ the monster in the closet*

Time for a bedtime story

[toopaste]

*me @ the ghost that lives in my attic* im comin up there bitch and we’re gonna watch movies and discuss them

[damn-shawty]

*me @ the spooper that chills in my basement* bruh lets replay every goddamn zelda we have non-stop

[adorkablecatnamedkyoko-deactiva]

*me @ the spooky that sits outside my window* do you wanna come in and have tea, it must be cold out there.

[kangaroo-r00]

*me @ the banshee shrieking in the woods* hey can i yell with you ive had a bad day

[britishdaydreaminggirl]

*me @ Bloody Mary at 3am in the bathroom* Girls night! Girls night!

[the-witch-named-mavis]

*me @ the vampire outside my window* come In, I’m lonely

[fire-incarnate]

*me @ the creature chanting ominously in the corner* hey man you want the last of these cookies I made

[lunafoxdoll]

*me @ the poltergeist on my roof* yo, you wanna see my new poecelain doll?

[atsuyanobuakijuntaeohwindrunner]

*me @ the werewolf looking through my window* You’ve been a good boy, do you wanna come in for cuddles n belly rubs?

[rae-napier64]

*me @ that one weird shadow: You want a cupcake? I made ‘em fresh

[ringwaldhaze]

me @ the odd portal over my fridge: i bought u a mango

[salems-mystical-misfit-deactiva]

[sidhewolf]

“To ‘get it together’ and to 'keep it together’ are two very different things.”

~SidheWolf; March 11, 2019

[marigoldwitch]

The po/rn bots are back

[kissingawitch]

And yet, all the tasteful porn blogs are gone because staff is triggered by “female” nipples. We aren’t over it. 

[ladygivesnofucks]

[pippip-cheerio]

Trigger warning: suicide

My friend is suicidal and we made a deal. 

Please please reblog/like!!!

[2twitchy-witchy-girl0]

We gotta do thiiis, fuck the theme of your blog

[mysteriousmoonrabbit-deactivate]

Please don’t do it! We need 35600 notes!!!

[enbyphoenix-deactivated20250208]

I will reblog this literally every goddamned day if that’s what it takes

[clowncore-lee-deactivated202107]

S P R E A D

[ladygivesnofucks]

Don't let them die!

[weed-iculous]

#mood