Something Clever

Just one more thing to keep me on the internet for a few hours.

[oliviawhen]

Just swimming by to say hello. 🦭

[greattitmouse]

[jetix]

Dandelion shoot, 2026-05-11

[baejax-the-great]

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

[gothredy]

[starlingheart]

a Very Important Purchase

[starlingheart]

Mice! With occupations!

[myheadisloud]

[idonotneedthisrightnow-deactiva]

you are acute coffee pie

[bonerfart]

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

[liberalsarecool]

The fraud was a white person, yet white Republicans used disinformation and manipulation to attack Somalis. #despicable

[hellenhighwater]

[hellenhighwater]

Too much work, time for nap

[hellenhighwater]

[angelfish-777]

[elodieunderglass]

I hope this swordfish finds you well

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[puppygirllaika]

a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.

[typezerostudios]

You can see the power of music shining in his eyes.

[ohjessmarie]

midnight hours 🌙🕯️📚 | my print shop

[wilwheaton]

Hey look at this fun thing I'm doing!

It costs so much to travel, and every time I post about going to a city for a con, I am flooded with messages that are some variation of "oh neat but come to my city".

This is probably the best way I can think of to get close to that. I won't put my meatbox container in your city, but I will put it at my desk, and reach out to you through the magic of live video to do a lot of the fun things we do at cons: nerd out about stuff, sign a picture for you, and enjoy at least one panel together.

If this intrigues you, head over to Stands and grab yourself a ticket for just fifteen freedom bucks.

What if the convention came to you? Welcome to Conventions from your Couch, a new kind of Momentus fan experience designed for your living room. As the cost of flights, hotels, and gas continues to climb, getting to in-person conventions isn’t always possible. We don’t fans anywhere to miss out. Join Wil Wheaton (Star Trek: The Next Generation, Stand By Me, Big Bang Theory) for a live virtual event featuring a fan-driven Q&A panel, where you can hear stories, insights, and moments you won’t get anywhere else. For those looking for something more personal, a limited number of Meet & Greet spots offer a chance to connect in a smaller group setting. Convention from your Couch brings your favorite talent directly to you, creating an intimate, accessible experience no matter where you are. 📅 Date: June 7, 2026 🕒 Time: 10am PT/1pm ET 📍 Location: Online – Join from anywhere!

[sabinerondissime]

Bohatyrka by sculptor Vasily Korchevoy

[thecurioustale]

The title, "Bohatyrka," means "Hero."

This is one of several such sculptures by fat-admiring Ukrainian artist Vasyl Korchovi, whose name has been Russianized as Vasily Korchevoy in the original post, which isn't the fashion these days.

The fidelity here is amazing; it is extremely difficult to capture the accuracy of fat bodies even in two-dimensional art, let alone in sculpture. If I were extra critical I might question the breasts, which look a little bit idealized, and the placement of the navel, which is rarely seen on the lower belly (it's almost always directly in the cleft, or on the bottom of the upper belly), but some fat people do possess one or both of these characteristics, so it's definitely possible.

Anyway, she's beautiful!

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[hug-your-face]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

[countrygypsywt]

[wednesdaysfullofwoe]

gothic butterflies