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[thesageharpy-blog]

Please help! Urgent!

I recently had an extremely unfortunate situation.

Last month I moved in with my S.O. and her family. We quickly began having issues and it was clear that I was unwanted. I tried to break up with her and she begged me to stay. I agreed under the condition that she addressed my concerns. 2 days later, she broke up with me. Four days before my birthday. She proceeded to spend the next week manipulating me. Between the gaslighting and telling me that she needed me to “try harder” if I wanted her to love me again. I spent my (very little) birthday money taking her out, and she spent the whole time on tinder. She said I was being controlling and manipulative when I broke down crying.

The next day I told her that I was going to spend the night at my dad’s, and she responded with “if you leave then I can’t promise I won’t move on”

She intentionally made comments comparing me to my mother (my mom was incredibly toxic and abusive, and she’s addicted to a variety of drugs) knowing that my biggest fear is ending up like her. She screamed all sorts of insults at me, while I was having a full blown panic attack trying to pack my things. She even went so far as to punch me in the chest/shoulder when I stood up to her.

I finally got to my dad’s and I got to rest for a night. I went back the next day, only for her mother to tell me I was no longer allowed to live there.

I also had to pay my now ex $20 (for what was originally supposed to be my birthday present) to keep her from destroying my snowglobe collection I’ve been working on for 15+ years.

I’ve been staying at my dad’s, but I can’t stay here. He has given me until September 1st to find a place to live. I have a job 45 minutes away but I have no car/ability to drive. My boss is scheduling me off until I can get an apartment in the area, but I can’t get an apartment without money, and I have no money.

Please, please, please! If you can spare anything, anything at all, please do so. It took me over a year to find this job and I don’t want to lose it, but if I can’t get there, I will. My dad is helping where he can, but he has a baby on the way and he’s also providing for my autistic brother, so he can’t really cover the cost of me and my dog at this time.

Please, if you can spare even a dollar, it helps. And if you can’t, please reblog this post. Anything you can do helps.

My PayPal: paypal.me/KaijaW

Thank you. May you all be blessed.

[glumshoe]

When I am king, the first law I will pass will be to make gag reels mandatory for every movie.

[vamspiders-blog]

No.

[glumshoe]

banished

and just for that, documentaries will have gag reels, too

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[ladykickyourassulet]

@wolfyeast

[kadywicker]

things u youngins will never understand

peter pan at disney land discourse

mishapocalypse 

“reblog if you support gay marriage xDDDD” followed by 500 glee, spn, doctor who gifs and comments like “then john and sherlock could get married” and “if you don’t reblog this i’m unfollowing you”

y’all know about superwholock but you don’t know about superwholock there were petitions to each studio to get them to do a mashup urls like “johnlock-in-the-tardis-with-castiel-221b” shitty “edits” which were just stolen gifs mashed together with different dialogue over them

that one time someone reblogged a gif of the london eye from the sherlock opening and said “i don’t know why but this feels like home” and ended up deleting their blog bc there were so many comments the blockquotes ran off the screen of people calling them stupid and a shitton of spn gifs as always

gif memes aka “the x gif in your folder is your reaction when dean and cas kiss”

that fucking theme garden theme with the scrolls and banners. you know the one.

once-ler and subsequently shipping him with himself

rise of the guardians

“ew all these hannibal fans trying to get in on superwholock get away” 

the supreme hatred of all female characters

everyone shipping lestrade and mycroft bc idk they’re white men i guess

merlin

tom hiddleston and benedict cumberbatch were the sexiest men alive

“reblog ALL the memes” type posts you know the ones

gif wars

mutant and proud

the social network

inception

ask blogs

always reblog david karp 

gpoy

5ever

what is air?!

when you had to go to another page to reblog things

scrolling all the way back to the top to reblog a post

missing e.

“can you make that last ask rebloggable?”

2012 doomsday

+bonus of the above: posts like “it’ll be okay dean and sam are out there saving the world right now xD”

[spectralarchers]

Reading this post of like a living nightmare.

[farm-lesbian]

i’m starting to hate pride month because literally every other post on twitter and tumblr is like “happy pride month to everyone except terfs, terfs should go die” or some variation of that and they all have thousands of likes and reposts. like, get some new material dudes y’all are so unoriginal lmaoo. i’m getting so bored, you need to find more creative ways to express that you hate women who don’t agree with you.

[raudrfox-remaking-deactivated20]

[beka-tiddalik]

Women who disagree with me like black liquorice or hate the music of the Shaggs.

Terfs use their discomfort with how others express or understand their own gender as an excuse to marginalize people based what is between their legs.

I don’t merely “disagree” with you, I think you’re:

A) missing the point of feminism I.e. that movement that is about not being constrained by sociocultural constructs of expected behaviour based on perceived gender

B) missing the point of Pride which is about inclusion of people who don’t fit the constraints of heteronormativity. I love my trans and intersex and genderfluid brothers, sisters and siblings and I want them to have an awesome and safe Pride.

They can’t do that if we’re letting what you TERFs foster fester.

Be nice and inclusive or GTFO.

That goes for all other flavours of discriminatory dipshits too.

[danielkanhai]

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

[i-am-a-fish]

nervous

[cattt420-deactivated20200729]

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

[i-am-a-fish]

more nervous than before

[ghostly-ghouls]

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

[i-am-a-fish]

less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)

[lifescrewsallofus-deactivated20]

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out

[waxydoll]

g… go back in

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out more

[autasticanna]

Facts that adults don’t tell you about bullying

- Communication doesn’t work on bullies. Telling a bully they’re making you feel bad is the wrong way to go. They want to make you feel bad. That’s the point.

- being kind to a bully doesn’t always mean they’ll stop. Sometimes it means they’ll just use your kindness to manipulate you while still continuing to bully you.

- not every bully has a sympathetically tragic home life. Sometimes people are just mean. Sometimes people just get off on hurting others.

- on that note, a tough home life is a reason, not an excuse. You don’t have to put up with bullying because somebody’s life sucks, just like you don’t have to let someone mug you because they’re broke.

- in order to forgive someone, they have to apologize first. If your bully has not apologized to you, you do not owe them anything.

- getting bullied as a kid can still mess you up in adult life. Maybe kids grow out of being bullies, but the marks they left often don’t go away.

- there are ways to get people to stop bullying you, but they almost all involve being mean back.

- as long as parents keep raising shitty bullying kids, there will be bullies. No amount of assemblies and hand-drawn posters will fix the problem. It’s the parents’ fault.

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

remember the last time you thought to yourself, this is the best day of my life? you will have days like that again. days where you’re calm and radiating light, where your heart is full of love, where you feel like you will be just fine, despite everything you had to go through. on days like that you’ll know the truth, not the lies that your negative emotions tell you. I hope you have a day like that soon.

[ladykickyourassulet]

I haven't felt like that in a very long time.

[ladykickyourassulet]

My heart is fucking breaking bc I'm losing her more everyday and for some reason I can't seem to fucking stop it.

[owlmylove]

for always roaming with a hungry heart

Keep reading

[happyfits-moved]

hey did yall know that 2d gorillaz is actually trans

- damon albarn said in an interview “it’s an album that i sing on, i sing on it. it’s pretty much just me singing, it’s very sort of in the world of 2d, but you know, he’s kind of come out and is singing very expressively and it’s sort of…i don’t know. i feel really good about it, i feel really good about it.”

- one of the tracks on the now now is literally called “tranz” like do i really need to say more

[bk-flash]

👀👀👀

[shitboysupreme]

note the album cover colours

[mothspaws]

Hey @perisnoop

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[deftomes]

wack.

[triplefoul24-deactivated2022112]

Alexa, release my inhibitions

[turnipfritters]

Sending your pornhub search history to all contacts in your address book now.

[lokeanneophyte-deactivated20220]

FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN

[knuckleduster]

we all know it but no one’s brave enough to say it

[knuckleduster]

beatles fans are worse than kpop fans

[lawrencegarte]

I have NEVER had to read abt paul mccartney being a baby cow and mooing softly w tears in his eyes as somebody strokes his baby cow cock bc he doesn’t think he deserves it and that’s that on THAT

[elreyputo]

I have never read about John Lennon on a Dino onesie drinking in a sippy cup his dom mixed cum and piss so that’s on that

[awkward-tension]

God had abandoned us

[lornagonigall]

i am begging, begging y'all to please never make me read those kind of fic descriptions as long as the grass remains fucking green

[bobacupcake]

i didnt want to bother with animating so i just made it so the sylveon arms move to the specific letter of ymca whenever i hit any of the letters on the keyboard but this ended up having terrifying consequences when keysmashing

[pacificrim-archive]

Will Somebody Please Get Him Out Of My Home

[pacificrim-archive]

He Is Riding A Bike Through My House And Touching All Of My Furniture And He Will Not Leave