Jay Z

I was born without fucks to give.

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

it’s like i always say: fuck

[horreurscopes]

do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately like i don’t know what kind of emotionally fulfilling experience to give you at 3 PM on a Wednesday !!!!!!!!!

[hussainthemvp]

Local redditor comes face to face with the truth for a millisecond. 

[zzzzzzzzzzzzxxxzzzzzzzzzzzzz-de]

if i die resurrect me with this video

[fuckoffdarren-deactivated201503]

if you want to retain your hemsworth-like fantasies of what aussie guys are like, don’t watch this video

[faesylveon-deactivated20191106]

please watch this video

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

fuck yeah lad

[metaflesh-deactivated20180415]

i wonder what this 200 year old salamander thinks about

[sapiophobic]

Nutrients

[punkfistfights]

hey, would you help me out? i am very gay, i’d like a few dollars.

[sosuperawesome]

Heather Penn on inprnt and Tumblr

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[kars]

I am awake but at what price

[simplyweabootrash]

[gallows-walker-deactivated20170]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

rest in peace

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

goodbye my baby

goodbye my honey

goodbye my ragtime gal

[cyclelogically]

My mom just said “who was that science boy…Timmy? Timmy Testosterone?”

She was thinking about Jimmy Neutron

[charminglyantiquated]

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

[runwildwithme]

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

[charminglyantiquated]

It’s the best painting that exists

[meme-theft]

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

Hozier if you’re reading this I am ready to get hurt again

[grindrdiary]

[upside-happenings]

Gay culture

[brisbone]

Starting a new paid service! For 40 dollars a month I’ll tell you whether or not you should drink a Dr. Pepper that day, every morning.