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my story: Feathers, An Elsewhere University Tale aside from elsewhere university stuff, you'll find here mostly fandom/reblogging shitposts. not even original shitposts. ...higher form of shitposting y/n??

[violentbat]

Can Batman sue for copyright/false advertising? If a Gotham auto shop takes credit for his long lasting crime stopping wheels can Batman do anything but personally intimidate them? What if every other shop in Gotham does this?

[therealbeachfox]

"S-s-so whatya g-gonna do about it? I got my- There're- State Supreme Court said c-costumed fr- people c-can't sue o-over this stuff!"

"Correct." the shadows of the closed up auto shop intone. "I am not here to sue you."

"Th-then-"

"Or threaten."

If he wasn't too busy trying not to shit himself while wildly looking around trying to figure out what patch of shadows was growling at him, the shop owner might've called bullshit on that last one.

"I am only here to pass along information you should know."

"L-like what?"

"The police will be calling you in half an hour."

"WhAT?!"

"Five people were discovered trying to plant explosives along your vehicle bay tonight."

"WHEN??"

"About ten minutes from now. They're still on their way over. They wont admit it under interrogation, but they're doing so under the orders of Oswald Cobblepot."

"...why?"

"To cripple The Batman, of course. Take out the source of his tires, you remove the Batmobile from the equation, making it much easier to succeed at rapist strike heists and getaways."

"...i only started running the ads this morning..."

"Cobblepot wanted to strike fast before The Joker had a chance to compromise you."

"Compro-?"

"Threats. Blackmail. Concentrated Joker Venom. Whatever it took to get you under his thumb so you'd sabotage my gear."

"I-"

"You should also know about numerous Public Damage lawsuits currently filed against The Batman and Accomplices."

"Lawsu-?"

"The same legal rulings that prevent costumed individuals from suing also make it difficult for us to be sued in turn. So there are numerous lawsuits currently waiting for a legal identity to be linked to the Batman, even if just as a supplier."

"I-"

"Needless to say, furnishing tires for the Batmobile absolutely counts as aiding and abetting."

*sound of a display rack giving way in the next room and a dozen heavy duty tires falling to the ground and bounce/rolling throughout the storefront.*

"The fuck is that?!"

"That would be The Red Hood."

*wordless bitback scream*

"He's got this thing about stealing Batmobile tires. It's a long story."

*shouted from the next room* "Is this seriously where you're getting them from now? The quality of these is -shit-." *multiple gunshots in quick succession* "I didn't even need to use AP rounds to puncture these! That's just sad!" *lower volume* "No, just the handcarts should be fine. Let's say an even dozen. We'll put them up over the wet bar."

"I believe that was everything I needed to cover." The shadows conclude. "If you'll excuse me, I need to stop Cobblepot's men from bombing your place of business."

"What about Hood?"

*loud clatter and the sound of a heavy issue tire crashing into something expensive* "Didn't I just say lift with your legs? They're shit, but they're still heavy."

"If you think having a dozen tires stolen is a larger threat to your business than it's full-scale demolition, I'll refocus my attentions."

[samreich]

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[3ofusjust3]

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[joeyclaire]

[animesickos]

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

[punkrorschach]

[nerdgasrnz]

[uberguber89]

[walmart-the-official]

jeef berky

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[indecisiveavocado]

premise 1: "the road to hell is paved with good intentions" -> such a thing as a road that doesn't lead to rome but instead to hell

premise 2: "all roads lead to rome" -> contradicts 1. maybe at the other end of the road to hell is rome? no, because of course you can't get out of hell -- it's a one way road.

conclusion: rome is hell

[whitepeopletwitter]

No Snakes, Yes Snakes

[bambi-lesbian-posts]

It’s No Snakes Tuesday

[ferret-on-pancakes]

It’s Yes Snakes Thursday

[datasoong47]

It’s Yes Snakes Friday

[thememedaddy]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I think it's really funny how the practice of bleeping out profanity is not only completely ineffective as a censorship tool, it's had the opposite effect of creating an environment where it's ridiculously easy to edit apparent profanity into footage that doesn't actually contain it. Like you can just grab any audio or video clip and bleep out anything and people will automatically mentally insert profanity in there it fucking rules.

[kyleblackpaw]

my favorite example of this is the count's song from sesame street where they censor the word "count"

[drumlincountry]

Laios heaven is Marcille hell it.s a very efficient system

[drumlincountry]

marcille iis in a survival horror story

Chilchuck is in The Office

Senshi is in Stardew Valley

And Laios is in. Well he's in dungeon meshi.

[swan2swan]

What's Falin in?

[bloodyshadow1]

the dragon

[prokopetz]

One thing I've learned about Megamind from sixteen years of watching Megamind fans reply to every post which even tangentially concerns American superhero tropes with "this happens in Megamind" is that Megamind fans like to lie about what happens in Megamind.

[monsterquill]

“some people don’t deserve redemption” redemption isn’t something that’s deserved, it’s something someone does. it’s making the choice to change the way you live your life, to be better, to do good things instead of bad things and try to make up for the bad things. and everyone can and should do that, at any time, no matter what they’ve done. we can’t change the past, but we can choose what kind of person to be now and in the future. we have the responsibility to do so. it is so completely not about “deserving.”

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[copperbadge]

I know myself well enough to know I would not be very good at fanbiding and that would mainly frustrate me, so while I love fan binding and admire those who do it, I've never dabbled.

I have never regretted that decision more than I did waking up from the dream I recently had, where I excitedly bought a rare copy of the novel that Goncharov (1973) was based on, opened it up, and found that it was a hollowed out "book safe" for keeping valuables in.

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[parcai]

sometimes i think about how troy is so much like shane. the same obsessiveness. hockey as the axis his whole life turns on, the food rituals, the precision of it & his health (salmon is a treat for him...). the same social unawareness, the awkwardness, the anxiety, the unblinking seriousness. the way he moves through the world slightly out of sync, like he’s still learning rules everyone else already knows. he’s like shane, just slightly to the left. shane, but if he were drowning. shane, but if he had all the same rocks in his pockets that ilya carried for years. the family or lack thereof, the secrecy, the loneliness, & the quiet, constant self-erasure.

so fucking of course it’s ilya who sees it immediately. he sees shane in him, and he sees himself, too—the version of himself that existed before shane loved him. and loving troy, helping him, feels almost like having a piece of hollander there. something steady and familiar in his hands, even when shane is weeks and cities away (and ilya is so secretly miserable he could scream). of fucking course ilya is the one who reaches for him first, clings to him really, & refuses to let him drown, when no one else sees it or is brave enough to help him

ilya and shane invented love so completely it spills out of them and saves other people. god whatever

[ineptshieldmaid]

Okay but then: as Ilya is furiously wingman-ing for Troy, nudging him toward Harris, does that cut him too? Harris is a bundle of sunshine (Ilya doesn’t know Harris anxieties or complex medical history), and a bundle of sunshine is what Troy, who is very much like Shane, needs.

And meanwhile Shane has Ilya, who has a well of darkness inside him that he can’t let Shane see or be sucked into.

[andreauxminyard]

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

[pretty-sailor-scout]

[muffinlance]

Tag by @loopy777 :

#yue kinda is a magical girl but she needs a transformation

You know

I think

canonically

she does get one of those