[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

nurse: doctor!!! This man needs an IV right away!!!! roman empire doctor: four??? Four of what????? He needs four of what??????????

[floatingwithobrien]

why did you do this

[loonyloomy]

One thing I like about Pixar films is how the happy ending isn’t always what you think it’ll be. The toys don’t go with Andy to college, Gusteau’s restaurant gets closed down, Mike and Sully get kicked out of university, Carl never gets Ellie to Paradise Falls. But they find out that what they wanted isn’t necessarily what they needed, and I really like the fact that kids get to learn that life doesn’t always turn out the way they dreamed and that’s okay.

[weloveshortvideos]

[puthy]

HELP HER

[sandandglass]

Russell Howard’s Good News s10e07

[realitytvshow]

[k-eke]

Well, many of you asked me to animate Kirby with Bayonetta legs so, there is it :’) !

Now Kirby is ready to go eating with style !

[perrfectly]

now accepting applications to be my cuddle buddy

[theclearlydope]

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Sunday morning looks

[accurant]

[ccstcrptc]

there can only be one

[skypestripper]

[k1mkardashian]

[biblefag-deactivated20231230]

the baby 😂😂😫😫😫😭😭😂

[bunney]

i need to know what that baby did to her

[shadyrican]

Either that baby’s father is her ex-man’s or that baby got caught being a shady binch. 

[striders]

how fucked up is it that the universe is infinite like it doesn’t have.. an end or a shape or borders or anything it just.. Goes. that’s so fucked up I’m going to scream

[ciarachimera]

Customer: “I’m just looking.”

Customer: *unfolds 6 tables, knocks a clothing rack over, sets fire to display all within 10 minutes - doesn’t buy anything but wants to talk to your manager before they leave to complain about how messy the store is.*

[ladyofl0rien]

Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'

Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

[nippled]

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

[aroundsmyheart-deactivated20170]

theres no fucking snow outside

[vasselheims-archive]

don’t trust people who can’t admit their favorite characters have flaws

[samwisegameboy]

waluigi did nothing wrong