Mage of Space

Okay okay okay, in the tiniest nutshell imaginable: I stick to humor, things I obsess about [which usually are big enough to have their own tag], and junk. So if that suits for fancy, follow along! If you send me a note asking to check your blog out, of coooourse I'll do so. Just keep in mind that I do tend to keep away from hipster blogs.

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

[lord-tengen]

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

[y-ureii]

[oppa-homeless-style]

[lovebeyondmeasure]

[schweety]

when you think you’ve studied enough but then take a look at the first question of the test

[setheverman]

please use another picture i am begging you

[languagenerds-archive]

why does old english look like shitposting

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

wuss poppin jimþo

[yog-froggoth]

thats a thorn. That little half b half p looking abomination makes the “th” sound.

that says “thiccness”. That IS shitposting

who the fuck discovered time travel in 2017

[thenatsdorf]

[toldentops]

1-800-AREYOUSLAPPIN

[evilkid]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning

[ladyofwit]

I’ll be damned if y’all are gonna sleep on this parallel

[electricate]

new meme: orisa sitting in places she shouldn’t be able to reach

[whaleribfence-deactivated201803]

Any guy: I love history, I find it really interesting. Especially-

Me cutting him off, rubbing my temples: especially World War II. Yeah

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[swanjolras-blog-archive-deactiv]

gosh but like we spent hundreds of years looking up at the stars and wondering “is there anybody out there” and hoping and guessing and imagining

because we as a species were so lonely and we wanted friends so bad, we wanted to meet other species and we wanted to talk to them and we wanted to learn from them and to stop being the only people in the universe

and we started realizing that things were maybe not going so good for us– we got scared that we were going to blow each other up, we got scared that we were going to break our planet permanently, we got scared that in a hundred years we were all going to be dead and gone and even if there were other people out there, we’d never get to meet them

and then

we built robots?

and we gave them names and we gave them brains made out of silicon and we pretended they were people and we told them hey you wanna go exploring, and of course they did, because we had made them in our own image

and maybe in a hundred years we won’t be around any more, maybe yeah the planet will be a mess and we’ll all be dead, and if other people come from the stars we won’t be around to meet them and say hi! how are you! we’re people, too! you’re not alone any more!, maybe we’ll be gone

but we built robots, who have beat-up hulls and metal brains, and who have names; and if the other people come and say, who were these people? what were they like?

the robots can say, when they made us, they called us discovery; they called us curiosity; they called us explorer; they called us spirit. they must have thought that was important.

and they told us to tell you hello.

[westbrookwestbooks]

So, I have to say something. 

This is my favorite post on this website. 

I’ve seen this post in screenshots before, and the first time I read it, I cried. Just sat there with tears running down my face. 

Because this, right here, is the best of us, we humans. That we hope, and dream of the stars, and we don’t want to be alone. That this is the best of our technology, not Terminators and Skynet, but our friends, our companions, our legacy. Our message to the stars. 

I’m flat out delighted, and maybe even a little honored, that I get to reblog this.

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[darkfyretheumbrawitch-deactivat]

Still on hiatus but not going to pass this up

[mysharona1987]

[theblasianbarbie]

stop bullying that white boy about the frog in his mouth he seems nice